Hussein Finally Has A Use For The Marines, Hold The Umbrella For Me.

"I got a question, doesn't anyone in the Shite House look at the f**king Doppler radar? I mean, how hard is it to take a look at the radar say, "Shit, maybe we ought to do this inside or at least set up a canopy". But no,  it's better to have two well-trained soldiers stand up and hold a f**king umbrella during the Dicktator's  speech. Pathetic. Interesting picture though. Two real Americans on either side, protecting the other two who have no love for America. I'll bet that Marine would rather be getting a prostate exam than standing in the rain listening to the Liar in Chief. That Marine has more honesty, integrity, and love of country in the tip of one strand of hair than Hussein has in his whole Crime Family.

Now that I think about it, have past Presidents required Marines to hold umbrellas like this? I would really like to know. Would they hold a conference in the rain and not inside? Wonder if this is a normal happening or something the dicktator just decided to do 'for the fun' of it.  I hate looking at this picture. It's like seeing one of my worst nightmares suddenly come to life. Two

Answer The Damn Question.

"I know now that Hussein knew about the IRS beating down on conservatives. How do I know. Watching the press conference today, Hussein was asked if he or anyone in his Crime family knew about the IRS targeting conservatives. His answer, “I can assure you that I certainly did not know anything about the IG [Inspector General] report before the IG report had been leaked to the press”. What? You didn't answer the question. What was that, the Potomac two step? He didn't say he didn't know anything about the IRS actions, he said he didn't know anything about the IG report. He never answered the question. He literally believes that what he says becomes the truth merely because he said it. That answer was like someone asking me if I like Chocolate or Vanilla Ice Cream and I tell them, " let me be clear about this, I don't like Strawberry". What the hell was that all about. It was about him not being charged with lying down the road. Believe me, Hussein not only knew, he didn't care. There is no way in hell he can come into the Oval Office for daily briefings and not know this was going on. I know they are as incompetent as the day is long, but he knew. It is insane to think that Hussein was in the dark about the IRS targeting of Hussein's political opponents. Yes, Hussein is a liar.

Then we have Nancy "Botox" Pelosi, who says, and I can't believe she's still using this tired old shit, "You have to remember that Mr. Miller was a Bush appointee". Right, Nancy. Like "Hussein

Has Tingles Lost That Loving Feeling For Hussein? I'm Not Buying It.

"So people are shocked, shocked that Tingles Matthews is just now realizing that a man with absolutely no executive experience who is elected President is turning out to be a disastrous prezy. Who would believe it? Not me. Not for one minute. Tingles is one of President Hussein's biggest supporters. Tingles is still in the upper level of the Hussein Crime Family's list of Top Ten Useful Idiots. All this babbling bullshit is a motivational pep talk for Hussein. No way Tingles is turning on him. Just the other day Tingles was being Tingles, painting all conservatives with the racist brush. You can bet that Tingles will be back as Hussein's top back scratch-er. At this very moment Tingles is dry cleaning his knee pads. You can bet on it.

Isn't it funny that when Democraps are in trouble, they always want to tell everyone how to breathe. Nobody's seriously talking about impeachment yet, but yes, every media libtard did tell us, Tingles chief among them, that Hussein was new and different and flawless, or at least competent. Now they're saying the government's too big for him to run? I remember how Bush was responsible for every f**king bird that fell out of a tree on his watch. Yes, "on his watch." Remember that libtard catch phrase? Funny how libtards have dropped that phrase in favor of , "take a deep breath" and "no there there." If a 9/11 attack happens "on our watch," we are responsible, and if you're Bush, 50% of kook Democraps believe you did it. But if it happens on Hussein's watch, not his fault. Even now, all the libtards can do is say Bush did this too. Can't help themselves. Have to bring Bush into every one of their problems. Well as Jay "the Barker" Carney would say, "Bush was a long time ago".

Sorry Tingles, you just couldn't get enough of this asshole in the Shite House when he would strut around with a "look at me, I'm the president and I'm cool" attitude. You loved it when he be shootin hoops with Lebron, playing golf with Tiger, and chillin with Jay-Z and Beyoncé. There is