"Not since the days of Jehnjis Khan has there been such audacity by a press corps. Don't they know Lurch served in Vietnam? Yes, he served in Vietnam, and later he served in Paris and on the streets of America on behalf of the Viet Cong. So he really is a unique soldier in the style of Benedict Arnold. Hey Israel, we got a few more descriptions for John "Lurch" Kerry, like traitor, liar, pussy, faker, coward, however, we like your description of him as well. Good for you for noticing this from the beginning. I would guess there goes any chance of having his super yacht park its ass in a luxury Israeli marina?
This lame brained idiot is a world-class jerk. If he and Hillarious were to have a child together, it would look just like O'Jackass. Lurch comes on the scene thinking he can make peace. He thinks