Is Obama really like Jesus? While his miraculous superpowers have always been part of the progressive narrative, there has recently been a increase in sightings of Barack Obama's divine nature in the mainstream culture - from a painting that depicts the president as crucified Christ, to Jamie Foxx calling Barack Obama our lord and savior, to a Florida professor who described Obama as an apostle sent to create "heaven here on earth."
Thus, let us ponder on this Christmas Eve about whether we would be better off if Christ were to equal Obama in moral and intellectual prowess. In fact, let us make a list (and check it twice) of what he would do differently:
- He would apologize to Egypt for the renegade Exodus and restore the security and equality of bondage for all.
- He would take money from the Temple to bail out the money changers.
- He would feed the multitudes with five government forms and a roll of red tape.
"Just a couple of alter boys. What could possibly go wrong? The Big POS must be p.o.’d for getting beaten to the old punch. AND think about all the ARMS we bought them labeled as “humanitarian aid”! Along with LOTS of ammo so they can shoot our butts off. Barry has accomplished another mission for the muslim brotherhood. Well done". MC