"So people are shocked, shocked that Tingles Matthews is just now realizing that a man with absolutely no executive experience who is elected President is turning out to be a disastrous prezy. Who would believe it? Not me. Not for one minute. Tingles is one of President Hussein's biggest supporters. Tingles is still in the upper level of the Hussein Crime Family's list of Top Ten Useful Idiots. All this babbling bullshit is a motivational pep talk for Hussein. No way Tingles is turning on him. Just the other day Tingles was being Tingles, painting all conservatives with the racist brush. You can bet that Tingles will be back as Hussein's top back scratch-er. At this very moment Tingles is dry cleaning his knee pads. You can bet on it.
Isn't it funny that when Democraps are in trouble, they always want to tell everyone how to breathe. Nobody's seriously talking about impeachment yet, but yes, every media libtard did tell us, Tingles chief among them, that Hussein was new and different and flawless, or at least competent. Now they're saying the government's too big for him to run? I remember how Bush was responsible for every f**king bird that fell out of a tree on his watch. Yes, "on his watch." Remember that libtard catch phrase? Funny how libtards have dropped that phrase in favor of , "take a deep breath" and "no there there." If a 9/11 attack happens "on our watch," we are responsible, and if you're Bush, 50% of kook Democraps believe you did it. But if it happens on Hussein's watch, not his fault. Even now, all the libtards can do is say Bush did this too. Can't help themselves. Have to bring Bush into every one of their problems. Well as Jay "the Barker" Carney would say, "Bush was a long time ago".
Sorry Tingles, you just couldn't get enough of this asshole in the Shite House when he would strut around with a "look at me, I'm the president and I'm cool" attitude. You loved it when he be shootin hoops with Lebron, playing golf with Tiger, and chillin with Jay-Z and Beyoncé. There is
just one problem there tings, Hussein isn't cool, he's a selfish, Marxist, lying piece of shit that will throw his own grandmother under the bus to further his agenda. He would also throw you under the bus to if he had to. What's absolutely stunning is how an idiot like you Tingles stays employed, when so much that gets past you. I mean, who didn't know five years ago that Prez Celebrity was a media myth with a fraudulent record designed to dupe the 51% of American voters (so-called "Low IQ" voters) who pay more attention to the Kardashians and Bieber than they do to the government trampling our Constitution. Oh I forgot, its that libtard, socialist agenda pushing station your on. I forgot. You couldn't get a job on any other network except maybe Current.
So Tingles, wipe the drool off your chin and acknowledge the fact that there is no hope for you or the other brain dead libtard media morons. You just keep drinking the kool-aid and let the the grown ups at FOX do the talking. This is just the tip of the iceburg as the lies are coming out so fast now even your mighty leader can't keep up with all of them.Your not fooling me. You still get that thrill up your leg and always will no matter what this jackass of a president does.Your a fool." MC
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