Let’s Just Put a Wedge in It.

These are indeed unusual times.
It’s hard to say for sure when the last time was that we were served by so many people in so many key positions who know so little about anything; either by accident or design.

Take Susan Rice:
She knew nothing (by accident I guess: maybe she should have had a “classified” briefing instead of an unclassified one; and it might have helped if her talking points weren’t so fuzzy.)
CIA Director David Patreaus:

He also knew nothing (somewhat by design: he found out if he knew anything he might lose his job.Turned out he was right)
Then there’s the press:

And stop asking so many damn questions!

They know nothing (by their own design).
And of course there’s Nancy “you’ll have to read it to know what’s in it” Pelosi: she’s never known anything (by God’s design).

Original by the Creator; remodeled body by Fisher

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) confused the 14th and 11th Amendments when suggesting the president could bypass Congress and unilaterally raise the debt ceiling, saying, “Whatever it is, I’m with the constitution.”

Although she’s right about the boy-king being able to raise the debt ceiling if his eminence so desires. And it sounds like Dickie Trumpa, Big Labor leader and clearly big hammer in formulating our second historical presidency’s economic plan thinks his eminence should; raise the roof that is.
Butt back to Benghazi: as we saw previously, Big Guy was outraged that people would attack his defenseless little woman for communicating the lies misinformation she received from Chicago in her unclassified briefing before being given a White House binder (is that sexist?) of approved talking points.

Asked about their opposition to Rice during his annual press love fest on Wednesday, President Barack Obama visibly and audibly bristled at the idea that anyone would question Rice or his nomination of her. Obama took a “my way or the highway” approach Wednesday, just as he did in his first meeting with Republicans after his inauguration in 2009. “I won” has morphed into “Come after me,” despite the fact that the president earned fewer votes this time than in 2008 and his party remains out of power in the House and in most of the states.

Some people are now accusing BO of exhibiting  “phony rage.”

“What’s going on here?” Gutfeld said. “Is he Ross to her Rachel in a pointed episode of ‘Friends?’ His rage over criticism of Benghazi far exceeds his rage over Benghazi. And to me it’s kind of sexist. Obama casts himself as Rice’s protector with a juvenile bravado that scared only the NPR correspondent. … What, he doesn’t think she can take care of herself? Would he have offered the same protection to a male ambassador? See Benghazi.”

I would just like to stick up for Big Guy: as his record clearly reflects, he’s been a champion for the “lit-ul” people ever since he Won. Right out of the box there was his brave stance against the cops who acted stupidly, bullying and then arrested Big Guy’s pal, Henry Gates simply because he was black, and arguing with them (stupidly, some people might say).
Next there was Trayvon Martin, who looked just like BO’s sons that he never had with any of his composite girlfriends. Remember how outraged he was about that death?
Then there was Sandra Fluck Fluke who was bullied by El Rusbo for sounding like a slut. Big Guy, who hardly knew Sandra before the War on Women got underway, was so moved by her predicament that he made her a central feature at his second historical coronation by the DNC this fall.

Sandy’s DNC speech was second only to Jennifer Granholm’s in over-emoting

So naturally he felt compelled to stick up for Ambassador Rice who’s been bullied mercilessly by Fox News for lying mis-misrepresenting what caused the Benghazi attack. And since he feels so bad about the abuse she’s been subjected to, he’s more committed than ever to making her his new Secretary of State. She earned the title.
So there you have it: the wealthy black Harvard professor mistaken for a burglar, the victim of a white-Hispanic hate crime mistaken for a burglar, a poor distraught coed mistaken for a slut and the helpless little black Ambassadress mistaken for a liar. Big Guy has proven himself over and over again to be the champion of the underprivileged and female-y.
And in case you weren’t paying attention, Big Guy won a mandate last week to continue to use race, sex and class-warfare to get what he wants. Never before in the history of America has a wedge President use wedge politics so effectively.

In fact, The Dems managed to garner all of the minority groups with the exception of heterosexual interior designers from LA. Well done Big Brains! You’ve made America safe once more for smurfs.

I guess all that’s left now is to wait and see exactly what it is that Big Guy wants. I sure hope our Jewish coalition doesn’t begin to regret their votes for HOPE and CHANGE.