It got me thinking. Bears are just like progressives-
They Smell
Destroy Property
Shit Everywhere
They Use Bush As A Cover
Don’t Work, Sleep In The Woods
They All Look Alike
Show Up Uninvited And Never Leave
Always Pissed About Something
Often Seen With Hot Pockets Wrappers Stuck To Their Feet
Claim They’re Vegans, But Will Eat A Burger When No One Is Looking
Send Their Children Out To Commit Crimes
Females Will Schtup Anybody
They Ride Bicycles
Females Are Big Fat And Hairy
They Eat Nuts And Berries You Wouldn’t Even Look At
They’re Always Barefoot
Ticks
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