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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. -- Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson

Liberalism: Ideas so good, you have to be forced to accept them.

''ARE YOU AN AMERICAN --or a LIBERAL.''


Sunday, November 18, 2012

I Had Two Black Bears in my Driveway Last Night

It got me thinking. Bears are just like progressives-

They Smell

Destroy Property


Shit Everywhere

They Use Bush As A Cover

Don’t Work, Sleep In The Woods

They All Look Alike

Show Up Uninvited And Never Leave

Always Pissed About Something

Often Seen With Hot Pockets Wrappers Stuck To Their Feet

Claim They’re Vegans, But Will Eat A Burger When No One Is Looking

Send Their Children Out To Commit Crimes


Females Will Schtup Anybody

They Ride Bicycles

Females Are Big Fat And Hairy

They Eat Nuts And Berries You Wouldn’t Even Look At

They’re Always Barefoot

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