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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. -- Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson

Liberalism: Ideas so good, you have to be forced to accept them.

''ARE YOU AN AMERICAN --or a LIBERAL.''


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Sunday, April 7, 2013

Unhinged Leftist Loon Bully Stomps All Over Pro-Life Signs At Ohio State (VIDEO)


"Imagine the joy of waking up next to her every morning. Typical skank liberal just mad nobody wants to sleep with her. I'll bet she hasn't had a date in a loooooooong time. Another real beauty... YIKES! Probably has Elizabeth Warren posters hanging in her woman-cave. Anyway, and now you understand why BSNBC says your children are not yours, as a community of baby killers they want the decision of whose children should be killed or aborted. And whats up with doesn't want to pay for "welfare babies". Isn't that Klan speak for racism? How come she isn't labeled a racist? Hey Al, where you at? Maybe she should have someone determine if her quality of life is worth living. Typical liberal though, with those extremely ugly black frame Rachel Madcow glasses.

Castro to North Korea: Do not start a war!


"Well, the walking cadaver has spoken. And here I thought he was dead. This was a written column, not a video, so who knows? So after they thawed out Fidel’s hand I wonder who guided the lifeless hunk of flesh's hand to write the column. Hell, I guess it would be easier then have him doing a speech when you need four hands and a stick up his ass to sit him up. I'm sure libtards are hanging on every word this asshole is saying. Why don't we just ask Jay Z and Beyonce to have a meeting with Mr. Castro to see if we can come up with some peaceful solution to all this? I mean Dennis Rodman did such a great job with the boy dictator in North Korea. I guess anything is better that letting that panty waste in the Shite House to deal with these problems. My only question is why would one socialist tyrant advise another socialist tyrant against waging war on still another socialist tyrant? But honestly, this shit is getting old real fast.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

At the San Francisco Marriage License Counter:

"Next."

"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

"Names?"

"Tim and Jim Jones."

"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."

"Yes, we're brothers."

"Brothers?? You can't get married."

"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"

"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"

"Incest?" No, we are not gay."

"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"

"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."

"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just

Ooops! Hussein Apologizes For Making Inappropriate Sexual Comments


"Since our Dicktator in Chief is in apology mode, maybe he should also apologize for the economy, his healthcare disaster, tearing down successful people, throwing parties on taxpayers money while millions of Americans are suffering, fast and furious, Benghazi, and the fact that he is the most incompetent, pathetic president in our history. That would be a start. But anyway, so the dicktator got burned by his fellow libtards because of comments that his lefties determined are, "out of bounds". You know, complimenting women is sexist. Hey, his lefties made the rules. It's about time a leftie gets kicked in the ass for breaking them. Hold on to your seats here, because I am actually going to defend Hussein here. Hard to believe I know, but I am. While it's true that Hussein may have went a little to far with his comments, since he is, Resident of the United States, it's also true that men notice attractive women. That's why there are so many of us. The Good Lord set it up that way. Complimenting a woman is not a demand for sex, unless of course your a libtard politician, nor is it an insult. The woman probably spent a long time doing things

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