Yet Another Edition Of "Liberal's Say The Darndest Things"

Today featuring: Obama Health Care Adviser Phil Schiliro

You tell them Phil. Love ya Bro.

"To quote Ronald Regan, "there they go again". Didn't know the Shite House has comedians on the payrolls, just clowns. Can you ever remember such a bunch of moronic people as in this

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  SEXUAL HARASSMENT 

Every day, a male employee walks up very close 

to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. 

He stops, inhales quite deeply and 

says that her hair smells nice. 

After a week of this, the woman 

can't stand it any more. 

She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources 

and ask to file an harassment grievance against the guy. 

The supervisor is puzzled and asks,

"What's threatening about a co-worker 

telling you your hair smells nice?"

  

"It's Frank, the midget.”

Quote of the Day:

"Think 'Sinkhole of bureaucracy' is just a metaphor? Well it is, but not just a metaphor, it’s also a Washington Post.com headline for an article written by David A. Fahrenthold and a place in Boyars Pennsylvania. It’s actually an old limestone mine where 600 government workers are employed by the Office of Personnel Management to process retiree benefits by hand, shuffling paper which they keep in 28,000 file cabinets. But not to worry the work is done at the speed of 1977.

I’m not sure just where David A. Fahrenthold is heading with this series [on government waste called "Breaking Points"] but I shall certainly keep my eye out for more articles. Breaking points is certainly an apt description of what government does and does to us. At some point I’m sure we’ll discover that the fault lies with white privilege or the Tea Party." --Bob Belvedere

Yet Another Embarrassing Moment From The Liar In Chief

Did Obama Lie About What Was Said During His Meeting With Pope Francis?

Via Washington Times:
President Obama’s first meeting with Pope Francis produced a little schism of its own.
The Vatican and White House gave starkly different versions Thursday of Mr. Obama’s meeting with Francis.
The president’s account downplayed the Catholic Church’s concerns about religious freedom in the United States and Obamacare’s mandate to pay for contraception.
The pontiff and the president were cordial in the televised portions of their meeting, but a subtle competition to set the agenda played out after the meeting, which went well beyond its scheduled half-hour.
“We actually didn’t talk a whole lot about social schisms in my conversations with His Holiness,” Mr. Obama said at a press conference in Rome. “In fact, that really was not a topic of conversation.”
Mr. Obama deflected a reporter’s question about the extent of his discussion with the pope on the contraceptive mandate by saying that Francis “actually did not touch in detail” on the subject. The administration has been locked in a lengthy legal and political battle with the U.S. Catholic Church hierarchy over Obamacare and issues such as abortion and same-sex marriage.
The Vatican, however, issued a statement after the meeting saying the president’s discussions with Francis and two other top Vatican officials focused “on questions of particular relevance for the [Catholic] Church in [the United States], such as the exercise of the rights to religious freedom, life and conscientious objection” — issues that have fueled divisions between Mr. Obama and the church.

"Did Barry lie? Is the Pope Catholic? Do bears shit in the woods? Lets see. Who should I believe? A shit full of president or a holy man? I'll take the holy man. Reality is the American People

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"I wanted to know: Would Jesus ever use a gun?

The pastor thought a moment. “I don’t think so, because as God, he doesn’t need a gun. He can command anything, and it would happen. But all of his followers carried swords for three and a half years, and not one time did he tell them to put those swords down. The only time that Jesus told Peter to put his sword back was at the very end. That was because Jesus came to die on the cross to pay for our sins, and he did not want Peter to get in the way.”

“Why did Jesus want them to have swords?”

“For exactly what we need guns for—for personal protection and to protect our liberties… All you have to do is read 1984 to know what’s going on in this country.”" --Roc Morin