Too Much Winning?

Good morning snowflakes. That’s it! I can’t take anymore! I'm officially sick of winning all the time and President Trump has been in office just 2 weeks today! At first it was great, but now it's just boring! Just constant winning, winning, winning, day after day after day! Corporations are bringing back jobs to America! The Dow is through the roof! The Dems are demoralized and reduced to delusional rants and riots! Got Schumer to cry! Dozens of exec orders destroying Obama's legacy of burdens on the country! Removing energy regulations! The nomination for the U.S. Supreme Court of Judge Neil Gorsuch! And, that the President is going around the democrat Media and ripping their biased masks off their slimy faces so the American people know the truth about criminal illegal aliens, refugees, and fake news! It's too much! I can't take it! He said we'd get sick of it but I thought he was just kidding. He wasn't! I'm just not used to all this winning! I'm getting to where I feel sorry for those poor defeated deranged leftist bastards! Maybe Trump could lose one or two small token battles just to break the monotony? I don't know, maybe take a dive on a minor appointment, make the wrong Super Bowl pick, forget to flush the toilet, something, anything to toss the left a bone or two? Or, maybe not.