Yet Another Edition Of "You Can't Make This Shit Up"

 

Bloomturd’s Anti-Gun Rally Outside NRA Annual Meeting Draws A Whopping 25 People!

"Look closely at the picture and notice you don't see the little egomaniac, elistist, controlling troll Bloomturd in the picture. I know he's a short POS, but not that short. Maybe the rich leftist
bastard was watching from his private helicopter, not wanting to get too close to his useful fellow idiot stooges. Or he could have been at his other rally against the 16oz sodas. Anyway hey, at least they were able to get everyone in the picture. Wouldn't want anyone of these moron's to be left out you know. Yep, it seems nobody is buying Bloomturd's bullshit anymore by the looks of the picture, thank goodness. Now all 25 of you jackasses go home, and don't buy a gun. You accomplished your goal of what, displaying your stupidity, I guess? Based upon the impassioned turnout, maybe "Everytown for Gun Safety" should change their name to "Various Assorted Nut Jobs Who Don't Give a Shit About Your Constitutional Rights to Own a Gun".

This "rally" drew crowds the size that are normally reserved for progressive "celebs" like Sandra Fluke. They were advertising that hundreds were going to show up. Their hype is always much bigger than the reality. I hope none of them were drinking large sodas. I heard a couple of them were armed with salt shakers though. These protester's were probably from the democrap supply of the Rent-A-Picketer group. The group could only stay for an hour since they were also hired to picket the Supreme Court at Noon, and Congress at 1:00 to protest the Keystone Pipeline. After that they are available to picket and protest wherever needed for the democraps. Just go to Rentamob.com or call 1-800-sheep. Twenty-five people, Bloomturd? I'll bet that even with this embarrassing turnout, Mikey still doesn't get it, that no one is listening to the dumb shit." MC