Via Daily Caller:
The White House is going to war with another fox — and this time, it’s personal.
The Wall Street Journal reports that a red fox has been causing chaos around the White House, tripping security alarms, digging up Michelle’s garden and distracting the president from his duties.
The Secret Service won’t give any details about how often the fox trips the White House’s obviously sophisticated security alarms, but rest assured, officials say, they’re watching.
President Obama was apparently “stunned” to see the fox roaming freely down the oft-photographed White House colonnade, home to the world’s shortest, but most dramatic, outdoor strolls.
The bushy-tailed visitor first made his appearance at the White House just before the October government shutdown, the Journal’s Carol Lee reports.
"So maybe it's at the Shite House looking for rats? It came to the right place. There's quite a few
there I hear. Bon appetit, little fox! I hope the little bastard eats every plant in Mooch's "photo op garden". But he'd better do it soon before the Federal Police Force SWAT team takes him out. It looks like the Shite House is going to war with another fox, and this time it's personal." MC
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