Yet Another Edition Of "Liberals Say The Darndest Things".

Today Featuring: David Axelrod

"Rand Paul Needs To Stop Using Big Words “Most Americans” Won’t Understand…"

"So tell me Axlegrease, who are these "most Americans"? They wouldn't be democrap voters would they. You know, those LIV people. No, they only relate to simple slogans like "no justice, no peace" or, "Bush lied, people died" or, "Hope and Change", you know, shit they can understand. Big words like Dystopia, Freedom, Liberty, and Domestic Enemies are foreign to them? God forbid someone might have to open a dictionary and look it up. Of course, over half the country probably don't know what a dictionary is. And we all know what half that is. But not to worry, Common Core will fix our idiot LIV youth. Hey Axledouche, if your dumb ass voters don't know something, then why don't you have them look it up on Al Gore's Internet. Davey is just pissed that Rand is talking about libtards. But the truth be told, most people are coming to realize what Dystopia means, and that scares asshole's like you. But don't worry Axlegrease, in a couple of more years of leadership by the Community Organizer in Chief, and Dystopia will be a household word even the LIV's will know, because they will be living it.  

Axlegrease is desperately trying to stay needed. He's a few feet short of being thrown under the bus himself though. You shouldn't be insinuating your base is dumb, even though we know that
the group that you are speaking for, well, most of them are functionally illiterate. Talking down to people is obnoxious and condescending, and people resent it. So stop it David, because your scaring the basement dwellers. Like Moochelle said, "Young people that voted for her husband are knuckleheads". You know what  Axlegrease, you may be onto something." MC