God didn't have a "Previous Administration" to blame
On the seventh day God rested; Obama rested for the other six
God spake unto Moses; Obama spake unto giggling college students
God commanded not to covet thy neighbor's property; Obama commands to covet and redistribute it, too
God doesn't force you to sign up for his religion and tell you "If you like your commandment, you can keep it"
God told Noah to build an ark; Obama told Noah "you didn't build that"
God unleashed ten plagues on Pharaoh; Obama just signed him up for Obamacare
God's chosen people wandered in the desert for 40 years; Obama's people wandered in healthcare.gov for 40 weeks
God told Mary she was blessed with a child; Obama said she was punished with a baby
God banished Lucifer; Obama's mentor dedicated a book to him
God's son didn't look like Trayvon.
God's commandments are maxed out at 10. Obama has over 20,000.
God issues commandments. Obama issues executive orders.
God actually did "build that".
God raised the oceans. Obama says he will lower them.
God created the planet. Obama will heal it.
Jesus fed thousands by the power of God. Obama fed millions by food stamps.
God called the warming of the planet summer, Obama calls it global warming
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