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Hillary wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parrot that was perched in the back of the store for $50.00.
She asked the shopkeeper why the parrot was so cheap, to which he replied, “Well, I have to tell you, the birds last owner was a madam at a whorehouse and he occasionally makes off color remarks that may offend some people.”
Thinking that the price was right and she could handle anything he might say, she took him. When she got home she set the bird down on the table. He looked around and said, “New house, new madam”.
“That’s not so bad,” she thought.
A little while later, Chelsea came in, and the parrot spoke again, “New house, new madam, new whores.”
Even though she felt a little insulted, she thought that wasn’t so bad either.
Later that evening, her husband Bill came home.
The parrot again spoke out…
This time it said, “Hi Bill!”
She asked the shopkeeper why the parrot was so cheap, to which he replied, “Well, I have to tell you, the birds last owner was a madam at a whorehouse and he occasionally makes off color remarks that may offend some people.”
Thinking that the price was right and she could handle anything he might say, she took him. When she got home she set the bird down on the table. He looked around and said, “New house, new madam”.
“That’s not so bad,” she thought.
A little while later, Chelsea came in, and the parrot spoke again, “New house, new madam, new whores.”Even though she felt a little insulted, she thought that wasn’t so bad either.
Later that evening, her husband Bill came home.
The parrot again spoke out…
This time it said, “Hi Bill!”
“Drones will not …be late to briefings, start fights at happy hour, destroy clubs, attempt to seduce others’ dates, purchase huge watches, insult other Services, sing “O’Leary’s Balls,” dance on tables, yell “Show us your tits!!!” or do all of the other things that we know win wars!” -Ace Jewell CDR-USN-ret, now about 88, Fighter Pilot in 3 wars
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