Moochie Tells Children To be Like Dogs.

Via Free Beacon:
First Lady Michelle Obama on Sunday encouraged kids to be more like their puppies in order to achieve a healthy lifestyle.
Mrs. Obama drew some criticism for politicizing the annual “puppy bowl”when she made an appearance with White House dogs Sunny and Bo, using the platform to tell children that puppies drink a lot of water, so they should, too. [...]
“The First Lady reminded everyone that playing with your pet is a great way to get active,” the initiative said.  “She even joined in for a touchdown dance to celebrate with the students and puppies.”
“This year’s pups showed us that getting active and lapping up plenty of water are important ways to keep our bodies healthy and energized,” Mrs. Obama said.  “And as our family has seen with Bo and Sunny, going outside to walk and play with your pet is a perfect way to get moving and have some fun every day.”
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"In other words be less then human. So I guess she means we should take naps during the day, lick our assholes, eat our own vomit, eat our own shit, run around the neighborhood humping everything in sight, biting strangers, and pissing on the floor and everything else in sight. Wait, I just described this administration. Except for the humping, that was the Clinton administration. Does this mean we shouldn't wipe our ass after taking a shit either? Dogs rely on someone else to feed them, house them, and provide them with health care. Democraps like that sort of thing. Difference is dogs are at least grateful for the stuff we do for them, unlike the Democrap LIV base. Of course it would also be nice if we could take the libtards down to the vet and get them neutered, but apparently we're not allowed to do that.

So kids should drink more water because thats what dogs do? Are you serious? What the f**k else do dogs drink Moochie? Tell you what, when my dog can go grab a sprite, beer, or glass of milk to
satisfy her thirst, or tell me she wants a nice glass of wine, that's when I'll let her go to work and i'll stay home all day. Man your so f**king brilliant. Dogs eat what you feed them, dumbass, as it should be with the countries children. Do us all a favor and STFU and mind your own business. I didn't elect you to dictate to me how to eat. I didn't elect you at all. You just never quit, do you? Give it up, Moocher. Go back in the Shite House and please, just be quiet." MC