Where In The World Was John "Traitor" Kerry?

"I am John F Kerry, I own a mansion und a yacht."

From Politico:

A CBS News producer tweeted a photo of Kerry’s yacht, Isabel, on Wednesday afternoon and said a colleague saw Kerry boarding it at the Nantucket Boat Basin. She shouted “Morsi,” but got no response from the secretary of state.But the State Department said Kerry was not aboard a boat on Wednesday and has spent the day working the phones on Egypt. “Since his plane touched down in Washington at 4 a.m., Secretary Kerry was working all day and on the phone dealing with the crisis in Egypt,” spokeswoman Jen Psaki said. “He participated in the White House meeting with the president by secure phone and was and is in non-stop contact with foreign leaders, and his senior team in Washington and Cairo. Any report or tweet that he was on a boat is completely inaccurate.”So his plane touched down in Washington DC at 4 a.m. On the other hand, he was in Nantucket this morning [Wednesday], according to several eyewitnesses. On the other other hand, he was working all day. And he called into an important meeting at the White House rather than attend in person.If you’re confused, you’re not the only one.

In my opinion, the whole shitload of them should have been on the yacht with Lurch. They are nothing but worthless pieces of shit anyway. Just my opinion. But seriously, would you expect anything different from the guy who submitted himself for military awards, marries for M-O-N-E-Y, "was against it before he was for it", and was involved in the Insider Trading (Health Care) Scandal? And let's not forget his yacht scandal. He was probably reminiscing of his days in Saigon where he faked his injuries while lusting for Hanoi Jane. I wonder if he had any of his fake medals on? Oh, wait, he threw those over the fence. I forgot. Nice to know Lurch brings the same work ethic to being Secretary of State from when he was a Senator.

So his plane touched down in Washington DC at 4am. Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive. This Reich can't even tell the truth about something this simple. This whole administration is a sham. Nothing but lies and deceit. I mean "What does it matter" if Lurch was there pretending to know something like the rest of the idiots at that table. And WTF
is Susan Rice doing, scanning her iPhone for movie trailers to blame. Still can't believe she was appointed National Security Advisor, but then again the job doesn't require Senate confirmation. Obviously, it doesn't require brains either. Susan Rice, NSA. Doesn't give me a warm and fuzzy feeling. Anyway, the Situation Room has not had this many people in it since Jay-Z and and his entourage visited O'Jackass last year. 

The real story is that O'Putz came in from the golf course long enough to have a photo taken, so it looks like he is actually working. With the group of idiots the Kenyan has assembled in that photo, having "Traitor" Kerry at sea elevated the already pathetic group IQ to about 50. The photo tells me we're f**ked. That's a lot of "I don't recall", "wasn't me", "it was a mid-level employee", "we're waiting on the results of the investigation" in one room. So the question remains, "Where In The World Was John Kerry"? Answer, "Who f**king cares"? What difference does it make?" MC

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