Rachel Maddcow in a bikini. I think.
"Aw, so little Joey can't have his lapdog media bash this year. And of all things he blames on the sequester. What a terrible disappointment. Poor Joey won't be able to see the likes of the MSM hotties Candyass Crowley and that guy Rachel Maddcow running around the beach in their bikinis. Tingles is also invited to the bash, but alas, Tingles will have to find another cookout this year. Wait, I just thought of Candyass crowley in a bikini. I think I'm going to be sick.
But anyway, this little taxpayer funded frolic on the beach is supposed to be for journalist's, and based on what I'm seeing, there isn't a journalist listed. Excuse me, please I have a question. What is a "Journalist?" I don't think I've ever seen one. And was this party going to be on or off the
record? Good thing it was cancelled though. With that group, it must be one swingin rowdy party. Blitzed, Tingles, Scheiffer, and Maddcow, were really looking forward to that new summer speedo contest. Crowley reportedly would not have attended after that tragic harpooning incident at last years festivities. But shit, I was so looking forward to this years youtube installment of Candy Crowley doing cannonballs. Now it lives in our imaginations.
And that picture, is that Crazy Joe with an assault weapon? Whats up with that? A school child could get expelled for waving something like that around. Looks like he's holding one of those "firearms" he keeps telling us about. Squirt twice in the air and the bad guys will run away, right Joey. "Super soaker fights?" But what about gun violence, Joe? That's a very bad example your setting for our youth. Ah, but these bastards like using the "Super Soakers" because their sure as hell are super soaking the taxpayers." MC
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