Picture's, Joke, And Quote Of The Day

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Quote of the Day:

 "If you hate the sexism that comes with women fielding the sorts of questions that men simply don’t even have to confront, then this gif is for you.

Lauren Conrad of past “Laguna Beach” fame (but has since totally made it on her own as a clothing designer and editor of the ever-informative self-named website) totally takes a big step forward for females who are so over society’s inclination towards treating women like sexualized objects, incapable of any additional value.

When asked the question, “What’s your favorite position?” during a radio interview, Conrad barely bats an eye (and certainly doesn’t take the opportunity to treat the Q&A sesh as some ongoing Cosmopolitan quiz).

Instead, she responds: CEO." --Acculturated

Happy St. Patricks Day

"Top of the Mo(u)rning to ya"- Barry O'Dumbass

No Show Barry.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama’s national security team discussed the Ukraine crisis in a session at the White House on Saturday after a last-ditch bid to find a diplomatic solution to the Cold War-style standoff with Russia floundered.
Secretary of State John Kerry, who just returned from talks with his Russian counterpart in London, was at the White House meeting along with Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel.
Obama did not attend the meeting but was being briefed about it and other developments involving Ukraine, said Laura Lucas Magnuson, a spokeswoman for the White House National Security Council.
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"What do you imagine Barry's doing that's far more important than being part of his own National Security Meeting? Did he get a new XBOX or maybe he's watching another TV series that has yet to be released to the public. Could be he's watching the morning news programs, trying to catch up on all the news he missed all week. The Ukraine crisis, like all foreign matters, remain above Barry's pay grade. It's ok. Less damage done this way. He would have been there but he had to get his Final Four brackets filled in. Once again, the Slacker in Chief proves his lack of managerial experience. Why should he attend? It's not like he cares one way or the other. You would think that all of the commie assholes giving him instructions on how to 'act" presidential, one of them would say, "You at least need to show f**king up for crying out loud". What a waste of everyone's time his presidency is.

What everyone is totally misunderstanding about Dicktator Obowel is that he does not give a damn about what is going on outside of this country. He and his fellow communist democraps

UPDATE: Bill Maher Calls God A “Dick"

 MAHER: If we were a dog, and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.
Hey God, you know you’re kind of a d*ck when you’re in a movie with Russell Crowe, and you’re the one with anger issues.
Isn’t life hard enough without making sh*t up out of thin air to f*ck with yourself?

"I pity him. I don't think Maher's opinion of God is going to force Him to be more like he think's a god should be. Maher's a vile piece of trash. Maher will saying anything to get the libtard's, like the one's in the video, laughing. But the joke is on him. The ignorance of this bastard is so strong. No wonder he's a hero to the ignorant libtard masses. Maher is just another has-been moron trying to prove his validity in society. He is so big and brave about our God, but where is his bravery when it comes to Islam? He is really a nothing more than a big coward, a weakling, a wuss. I laugh at his balless ways. He probably would hide behind his mommy if she would let him. Reminds me of Obama." MC

Adios, Billy!