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Joke of the Day:
Quote of the Day:
We have four dead Americans. A U.S. ambassador’s body was dragged through the streets, okay? It was beyond heartbreaking and infuriating. No one in custody. Have an arrest warrant out. No one in custody. And in the immediate aftermath, the response was to go political.
If this were George Bush, [if he] would have done anything like this, you would be going nuts on it. You would be going ballistic." --Laura Ingraham
Joke of the Day:
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on
the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering , the lion creeps back, letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. Addressing the Harley rider, he
says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in
my whole life."
The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and I did what I could."
The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed . I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you
have?"
The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."
The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to
see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
" U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!"
little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull
her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on
the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering , the lion creeps back, letting go of the girl, and
the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. Addressing the Harley rider, he
says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in
my whole life."
The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind
bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and I did what I could."
The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed . I'm a
journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you
have?"
The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."
The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to
see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
" U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!"
We have four dead Americans. A U.S. ambassador’s body was dragged through the streets, okay? It was beyond heartbreaking and infuriating. No one in custody. Have an arrest warrant out. No one in custody. And in the immediate aftermath, the response was to go political.
If this were George Bush, [if he] would have done anything like this, you would be going nuts on it. You would be going ballistic." --Laura Ingraham
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