At the San Francisco Marriage License Counter:

"Next."

"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

"Names?"

"Tim and Jim Jones."

"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."

"Yes, we're brothers."

"Brothers?? You can't get married."

"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"

"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"

"Incest?" No, we are not gay."

"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"

"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."

"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just

Ooops! Hussein Apologizes For Making Inappropriate Sexual Comments

"Since our Dicktator in Chief is in apology mode, maybe he should also apologize for the economy, his healthcare disaster, tearing down successful people, throwing parties on taxpayers money while millions of Americans are suffering, fast and furious, Benghazi, and the fact that he is the most incompetent, pathetic president in our history. That would be a start. But anyway, so the dicktator got burned by his fellow libtards because of comments that his lefties determined are, "out of bounds". You know, complimenting women is sexist. Hey, his lefties made the rules. It's about time a leftie gets kicked in the ass for breaking them. Hold on to your seats here, because I am actually going to defend Hussein here. Hard to believe I know, but I am. While it's true that Hussein may have went a little to far with his comments, since he is, Resident of the United States, it's also true that men notice attractive women. That's why there are so many of us. The Good Lord set it up that way. Complimenting a woman is not a demand for sex, unless of course your a libtard politician, nor is it an insult. The woman probably spent a long time doing things

Moochelle the Single Mom.

"Can't make this shit up. So now Moochelle thinks she is a single mother. Well, we all know her husband is a single mother f...sorry, won't go there. Why would she say something like that? What does it say for their marriage? This "mis-speaking" on Moochelle's part indicates there may be a problem in party paradise. But then again they lie so frequently, who knows? Yep, poor Moochelle. She came from such humble beginnings, how she struggled with he student loans, and then the fairy tale about when they began dating, they were both so broke, Hussein’s car was a piece of junk. Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it. And now, after all that, she is a struggling single mom, living in the Shite House, with her mooching mommy. Like I said, they lie so frequently, and so