Don’t Listen To Obama When He Says He’s Going To Help You

Syrians think Obama is full of shit?

KIEV, Ukraine — Some Syrians have a simple message for Ukrainians waiting for a response from the U.S. and the West as the crisis in Crimea unfolds: Don’t get your hopes up. Syrian rebels and activists reiterated one piece of advice for the Ukrainians whose protest movement toppled the country’s president, a Russian ally, last week. “Make sure that you achieve whatever you’re aiming for with your own hands,” Abdullah Ismail, a rebel coordinator based on the Turkish border, told BuzzFeed. “That’s the only way to avoid relying on promises.”

"Americans to Ukraine: We don't listen to 0bowel either. He is a liar, cannot be trusted, is incompetent, does nothing, is lazy and an asshole. Let me let you in on something else Syria and Ukraine, Benghazi Barry is a puppet and if he doesn't like you, you are not getting helped. He's into helping the fascist Muslim Brohood, the gay community, and the LIV's. Other than that, you're pretty much f**ked. Remember the Syrian Christians, they would probably like to complain

Another Embarrassing Moment From The Liar In Chief

Obama Won’t Send U.S. Delegation To Paralympic Games In Russia. Take That Putin!

WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House says the United States has decided not to send a presidential delegation to the Paralympic Games in Sochi, Russia.
The move is in retaliation for Russia’s military advances in Ukraine.

White House spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden says President Barack Obama still supports the U.S. athletes participating and wishes them success.

"And if you do not leave the Ukraine, I shall taunt you a second time, so there. Just when you thought there couldn't be a more worthless president than Carter. Just when you think he can't get any more embarrassingly inept, he goes and out-does himself. Obowel is "punishing" Putin by stomping on the dreams of hundreds of disabled American athletes. Yeah, that'll really show him!That ought to put the brakes on the tanks and ground the choppers. The Shite House also announced they while they won't send a presidential delegation to the Paralympics, Vice President Biden will still compete in the Special Olympics. Hey Barry, while you're at it, why don't you ridicule the Special Olympians too. Oh yeah, I forgot, he's done that:

Barry really knows how to put those KGB guys in their place. Putin will never dare face our Fraud in Chief again. And if this doesn't get Putin's attention, Obowel has promised not to call Putin on his birthday and no Marxist Christmas card either. And he stomped his foot when he said it, so I know he was serious. So take that Pootie, you big meanie. I wonder if Obowel gets cramps once a month.

As each day goes by, it just gets more and more embarrassing. Russia invades Ukraine and your

Another Taxpayer-Funded Sightseeing Tour

WASHINGTON (AP) — Michelle Obama plans a weeklong visit to China this month that includes meetings with China’s first lady and high school and university students.
It will be her first visit ever to the Asian economic powerhouse.
The White House says Mrs. Obama will travel from March 19-26. She will spend several days in the capital of Beijing, followed by stops in the central city of Xian (SHEE’-ahn) and the southwestern city of Chengdu. Her schedule includes a meeting with Peng Liyuan (puhng LEE’-yoo-en), the wife of Chinese President Xi Jinping (shee jihn-peeng).
Mrs. Obama will focus on education during stops at a university and a high school in Beijing and at a high school in Chengdu.
She will be accompanied by her daughters, Malia and Sasha, and her mother, Marian Robinson.

"This latest debacle pisses me off so much I might do harm to myself. Another trip, and this time to China. I guess it was too far to call for "Takeout." And why, because "My husband and I take the time to visit countries like China because we know that today, more than ever before, our lives here in America are connected to the lives of people around the world." Oh really. Well I feel my life is connected to the people of Hawaii,  but I'm not going to ask everybody else to pay for my vacation there. Living the highlife off our dime. I feel so sorry for those Chinese kids. They are a petite people for the most part and having Mooch over there would be like having Moochzilla coming at you over the horizon. The Chinese would probably rather gouge out their eyes with chop sticks then look at that beast.

So the First Moochy is going off to China on another vacation, with Sharia, Malaria, and Mama Mooch, while the Chinese have aligned themselves with Russia over the Ukraine invasion. Yep, going in the middle of an international crisis caused by her weak kneed pansy boy husband? I guess the girls and moma decided they needed to see China before they had to pay for it themselves. Tell me Mooch, what's so important for them to hear from you, on the tax payers money? Are you going there to enlist all those obese Chinese children in "Let's Mao". You want to lecture them on the power and importance of education. That's like having the Laziest President in history lecture the Chinese on the importance of hard work. I can't wait till the Chinese find out she's coming to tell them what to eat. I hope they serve her Chicken with Chilies so hot, she'll nose dive into the polluted Yellow River. And why are we sending Moochie to a country we owe so much money to? They must say to themselves "What up wit America. Day can't pay back us but send whole famerie to our country for fwee?" I hope they keep her. She can teach them how to lose weight. 

The only good side to all this is the Chinese will have to wine and dine the Mooch, protect her, and spend mucho dinero on her Moochiness. Just think of all the prestige generated by sending this superlative team of international ambassadors half way around the world and back. Let's see,

Nuff said

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UPDATE: Another Edition of "Liberal's Say The Darndest Things"

The knuckleheads respond.

Today Featuring:  Moochelle Obowel

Young People Should Enroll In Obamacare Because They Are “Knuckleheads”…

"Hey guess what boys and girls, Moochie thinks your all "Knuckleheads". Your all stupid. That's right, if you don't signup for Obowelcare, you are just plain, f**king Knuckleheads. Nice. How do you feel now. The only knuckleheads are those who voted for the empty suit in the Shite House! As long as you brought up the subject of "head's", take a look at your hubby, he is a "knucklehead", a "pothead", a "cokehead" and a "shithead" . Fact is you pathetic mooching cow, these young men and women are smarter than you think because they are not enrolling. And anyone who thinks 26 or 27 year old's are still young people is a knucklehead. If I was 26 and would have heard this I would have given her a middle fingered salute. Just continues to prove the point how stupid libtard's are. They don't give a shit what they say about others. They are so arrogant with not a smidgen of any class. 

You know what Moochie, I know quite a few 26 year-old men and women who have more brains, motivation, and maturity than either you or your fraud of a husband could possibly dream of. To say something like that just shows what an arrogant, condescending horses ass you are. And Jimmy Fallin, the new NBC tool for the Shite House, sits there and doesn't stick up for you young adults. Just let's her spew her insults about you. Fallin is so disgusting the way he drools over this beast. Fallin is either so stupid he doesn't know he's being played, or so stupid he actually is a true believer. Fallon is one of the biggest drones for these bastards. Can you believe they fired Jay Leno for this asshole? The Tonight Show, RIP 1954-2013.

I don't recall Laura Bush, Barbara Bush or Nancy Reagan ever calling an entire segment of the American population offensive names. But Moochie, she does have a way with words doesn't she? Yep, that's exactly the tactic I'd use in attempting to convince young people to become insured.

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