Yet Another Edition Of "Liberals Say The Darndest Things".

Today Featuring: David Axelrod

"Rand Paul Needs To Stop Using Big Words “Most Americans” Won’t Understand…"

"So tell me Axlegrease, who are these "most Americans"? They wouldn't be democrap voters would they. You know, those LIV people. No, they only relate to simple slogans like "no justice, no peace" or, "Bush lied, people died" or, "Hope and Change", you know, shit they can understand. Big words like Dystopia, Freedom, Liberty, and Domestic Enemies are foreign to them? God forbid someone might have to open a dictionary and look it up. Of course, over half the country probably don't know what a dictionary is. And we all know what half that is. But not to worry, Common Core will fix our idiot LIV youth. Hey Axledouche, if your dumb ass voters don't know something, then why don't you have them look it up on Al Gore's Internet. Davey is just pissed that Rand is talking about libtards. But the truth be told, most people are coming to realize what Dystopia means, and that scares asshole's like you. But don't worry Axlegrease, in a couple of more years of leadership by the Community Organizer in Chief, and Dystopia will be a household word even the LIV's will know, because they will be living it.  

Axlegrease is desperately trying to stay needed. He's a few feet short of being thrown under the bus himself though. You shouldn't be insinuating your base is dumb, even though we know that

It's LIV News Flash Friday

The News that matters to the LIV's.

Johnny Weir Files for Divorce

The former Olympic ice skater and NBC ice skating analyst has filed for divorce from his husband of just over two years, Victor Weir-Voronov.

Weir, 29, announced the news Wednesday afternoon on Twitter: 

 "I have been sad for a long time … And unfortunately don't foresee a way to resolve our current marital issues. A marriage between two guys is different than what I imagine a marriage between a man and a woman to be. I mean, we're both constantly trying to fight to wear the pants in the relationship. It's constant fireworks. It's very boom, boom, boom."

Weir and Voronov appeared in court together on March 4 to ask that domestic violence charges against the ice skater be dismissed. Victor told police that Johnny bit him during a disagreement they had at home in January.

"Shocking! And they seemed so gay together. This is truly a sad day in LIV's history. They are paralyzed, confused, and not sure what to do now. Ah, but this too shall pass and the LIV's will pick up the pieces and resume their everyday lives. From the beginning, I knew this marriage was on thin ice. It was reported that part of the problem was confusion as to who wears the pants, go figure-skate. If they would have avoided the pressure of having to marry to prove a point, they could have just called a moving company and it would have been done with instead of all this divorce shit. Which just proves that the biggest supporters of GAY MARRIAGE are GAY DIVORCE ATTORNEYS! Now they need a lawyer. It looks like the poster for gay marriage was just torn in half. 

With the serious problems that exist in this world, LIV's seek to get headline news on the personal

An Oldie But Worth Reading Again…

One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.

Even with the smile on his face, she was worried.. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry.

He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you.

He said, ‘I’m here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.’

Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.

As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn’t thank him enough for coming to her aid.

Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.

He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, ‘And think of me.’

He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as

Picture's, Joke, And Quote Of The Day

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Quote of the Day:

"Unless you have a very low opinion of minorities, how could you conceivably argue that it is racist to require that all voters prove their identity as a condition to voting? If anything racist is involved here, it is in the suggestion that minorities are too incompetent to furnish their IDs. How could you disrespect minorities any more that that?

If people can’t muster their ID — I don’t care who they are — then they don’t deserve the privilege of voting, and people who want to protect their right to do so without ID are on their face suspect.


It is a crying shame that our federal government is run by partisan Democrats who are waging war against the integrity of the election process, the rule of law and the sovereignty of the several states. I pray more people wake up to this reality." --David Limbaugh