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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. -- Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson

Liberalism: Ideas so good, you have to be forced to accept them.

''ARE YOU AN AMERICAN --or a LIBERAL.''


Sunday, May 19, 2013

Hussein Announces Another Star-Studded Concert In East Room On The Taxpayers.


"OK Mooch, no golf this week, but I got this big Chinese Master Card so what do you want to do? Have a party, have a concert? That sounds like a great idea. I hope it ends up being a going away permanently party. I guess it's his way of showing he's making a "concerted effort' in finding those responsible for the killings in Benghazi, and those responsible for targeting Tea Party citizens. I guess the sequester doesn't affect the Party-time funds. 

No, Barry and the Mooch won't be denied, it would have been more fitting to host a three-ring circus instead, it would have reflected the dog-and-pony and side show that this Crime Family has become. I hope Barry knows when the concert is, because he sure as hell doesn't seem to know about anything else lately. These greasy rats have no shame. Someone somewhere, somehow, has to wipe that smug-ass grin off his lying criminal's face.


So its time for a party. Times have been awful, you know. Mooch is needing a vacation. Hell, she's probably on one right now for all we know. So at least schedule a party, because First Lady Hoss loves to dress high fashion and hang with all the libtard stars. The bangs must be sitting on a styrofoam head along with her 200 other wighats because it looks like she's got another new hair look. Ah, but what the hell, Sequestrations, Deficits, Unemployment, Corruption, Intimidation, Coverups? You know what Hussein says about them. "Choke on it America, because I’m throwing a party for those who adore me, on YOUR nickel. And I don’t give a f**k what you think about it. What are you going to do about it? Impeach me? Good luck with that. Hahahahahahahaaaa". MC







Mooch Wants Museums, Gardens, Zoos, Etc. To Cut Their Menu's To Make room For Healthier Foods.


Why did someone have to ask where Moochelle's been these days? I am so sick of this fat ass bitch! Stay the hell out of our food damnit. It's none of your f**king business what we eat. Tell me, who elected you to do anything? Nobody. We elected your pathetic communist husband, and he doesn't do anything. Why don't you take after him. If I want advice about eating I will ask the family Doctor, not you, you fat ass clown. Damnit you piss me off. Will you just go away and leave us alone. I see that "Let's Move" sign in back of you, and I think it should add  "out of the White House" after it. You know Mooch, you might want to hit the stair climber before you lecture the rest of us on body fat. What happens if we don't comply? Will Barry's  fat police be dispatched from the IRS, or DHS or the Department of no justice? Will  we soon have people looking into our refrigerators and pantries to make sure we're eating right. I can see it now, "you had a pound of bacon in your refrigerator 2 years ago, so you don't qualify for heart surgery". We will all die of starvation or the death panels when Husseinacare truly hits.

I'm tired of you food facists. Maybe would should re-name this slogan "Let's Mooch". Maybe you could educate America on how to take $7,000,000 vacations, using other people's hard earned

Picture, Joke, And Quote Of The Day.

Picture Of The Day:



Joke Of The Day:


An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. so he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there".

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile,  waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
The Arab asks the bartender, "What's the hell is the matter with that Jew?
I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly bugger does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."


Quote of The Day:

"From the beginning of the Obama Administration, the Tea Party movement in America has been treated with great animus and hostility. From Vice President Biden to former President Bill Clinton, to numerous members of Congress, to entertainment celebrities and so-called journalists, we have been demonized, cursed and treated with completely undeserved slurs and vulgarity. To expect us to believe that an Administration which acts in this fashion would also not seek to politicize the IRS such that Tea Party groups could not enjoy tax exempt status, is simply naïve. It is with great relief and a sense of vindication that this corruption has come to light." --Royal Alexander

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