Hussein Spends Sunday Hard At Working Trying To Fix America’s Problems… Just Kidding, He Was On The Golf Course

"Don't worry America, we are in good hands with our hard working leaders. Kerry is sailing. Powers is in Ireland. Hagel is probably is the bathroom playing with himself. McCain and Graham are arguing who's gonna be in front or in back with the donkey suit. But wait, Barry did make a phone call, I don't remember to who, it was on the radio. I remember thinking to myself, "What? He isn't on the course?". But alas, he was on the course, and it was 3 minutes on the phone and 6 hours on the course while the world is going to hell. Barry is the ultimate welfare

Picture, Joke, And Quote Of The Day

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 "Brian Beutler‘s day job selling cheap Mexican heroin at the playground near an elementary school wasn’t producing enough revenue, and his weekend gig pimping kidnapped orphan girls to Saudi oil sheiks still didn’t make the nut. The cost of living is outrageous in DC nowadays and so, finally, Brian Beutler was forced to the desperate resort of doing something genuinely heinous, writing lies for Salon.com.

Yesterday, an AOSHQ co-blogger let his hatred of Maureen Dowd get the better of him and actually linked a Salon takedown of her. As much as I despise Maureen Dowd, however, the fact that she was denounced by Alex Pareene makes me think the old gal must have accidentally written a couple of factually accurate sentences lately, because if there is anything that Salon hates more than facts, it’s accuracy.


Generally speaking, every word published by Salon is the exact opposite of truth, and they only employ writers so fanatically dishonest that even such infamous organs of mendacity as the New York Times and the Washington Post want nothing to do with them." --Robert Stacy McCain