The Viral Layoff Letter Making Its Way Around The Internet

Happy Inauguration Day!

If you’re not inspired about four more years of the Obama presidency, you’re not alone. Today seems like National Gallows Humor Day. And as part of the festivities, we’ve seen the following – which may be gallows humor, or it may be real; we don’t know – virtually everywhere.


Enjoy…

Dear Employees:

First Lady Rolls Her Eyes at Speaker Boehner During Inaugural Lunch (Video)

"Can someone please tell Moochelle that it is not good manners to eat with your elbow and forearm on the table? Unbelievable. Has anyone ever seen an adult female in the public eye behave this way. Was she ever taught table manners. Sitting hunched over like that with her elbow on the table while shoveling food in her mouth like it's her last meal. Or maybe she was showing the people that elected her husband, see, we are just like you. I am so tired of the media telling us that Moochelle is one of the most amazing and classiest first ladies we’ve ever been blessed to have in the White House. She is not. And her table manners help to prove this. At least she is using her flatware, I'll give her that much. And Barry Husein, as usual, picking at and messing with his nose. Now, what is it that causes chronic nose irritation? Hmmm, would the answer be cocaine use? Why, yes I believe it would it would. What a pair. No class. Priceless clip. Four more years. We’re screwed. I wonder if she's eating the same bland lunch she dictates public school kids eat. And that look, it the same look a dog has when it’s afraid someone might snitch a bite of it's food. I think the plate of food she was inhaling was Boehner’s, and he was trying to tell her to give it back. Maybe they can get their liberal buddy, Bon Jovi to write a song for her like "You Give Etiquette a Bad Name". Since they turned the camera off, I’ll just assume she wiped her mouth with her sleeve, then belched. Just sayin. Moochelle needs to take some money from “Barry’s stash” and buy herself a personality. But let's give her a break. This is only the second time in her adult life that she is proud to be an American. No other country would give her what the UNITED STATES gave her. The country she can’t stand. You might want to start loving this great country instead of trashing it." MC

Barack Obama was actually cordial to Speaker Boehner at lunch today. He didn’t accuse him of poisoning the kids or killing children once during the meal.
Michelle Obama could only roll her eyes when Boehner was speaking to her husband.
Via Real Clear Video:


From the video:

AMERICAN ROYALTY: Michelle Obama’s Inaugural Dress Comes in at a Measly $10,000

"Do you feel “mooched” upon? Because in some way you paid for it. The Darth Vader helmet hairdo and a return of the suicide bomber boob belt makes for an interesting fashion statement. We know they both spend like the thieves they are, but no more, it is truly trivial at this point in America. 10,000 here or there among nearly 17 trillion in debt is a spit in the bucket. I wonder how much Moochelle's mother dress cost? Did she pay for it with her EBT card? Just wondering. But it's not nice talking about the Worst lady like this, even though she wears her hair that makes her look like Moe Howard of the 3 Stooges, we should at least show her some respect! You can not buy class and getting elected to public office does not give it to anyone.Especially, those two." MC

Back in January 2009, Barack Obama told Americans that,
“Everyone must sacrifice… Everyone must have some skin in the game.”


Well… Everyone but Barack and Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama’s Thom Browne Inaugural dress comes in at an estimated $10,000.
 

 
Enstraz reported:

Pro Golfer Contemplating Making Tax Exodus

"Liberals are so f**king stupid that they actually believe the people they raise taxes on will just sit there like bumps on a log and do nothing. Socialism works real good until the money runs out or the taxpayers wake up and leave the home of the parasites. As Margaret Thatcher said, the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money. These same liberal/socialist/marxist elites spew their hate to the uninformed masses who actually believe that the "rich" stole from them and that the "rich" owe them a living. Stalin, Mao, Chavez, the Castros, Hitler, all did the same thing. And now they are spewing it here. Phil could always move to a state like Texas or Florida that has no state income tax and save millions of his earned money. Why do you think Tiger Woods moved to Florida from California? I don't blame him one bit. Who wants to pay into a system that will not realize they have a spending problem? 20% for taxes should be tops. Never pay the dumbest among us to have children. They will have little chance for happiness or of being able to support themselves. All it is is vote buying by career politicians. The USA got rid of the communist and socialist threat by re-naming them liberals. Calipornia is a cesspool of liberalism. And it's not just the "freebagger welfare scum". It's also the police pensions, the firemen pensions, the teachers pensions and the government bureaucrat pensions. They raise taxes so much that the producers flee. High taxes and over regulation have cost thousands of jobs but the libtards don.t care. They have votes to buy." MC

And, ironically, his nickname is Lefty.

 “…if you add up, if you add up all the federal and you look at the disability and the unemployment and the Social Security and the state, my tax rate’s 62, 63 percent. So I’ve got to make some decisions on what I’m going to do,” said Mickelson.

Professional golfer Phil Mickelson told reporters Sunday that he is considering “drastic changes” in response to state and federal income tax hikes — including possibly leaving the United States.

“It’s been an interesting off-season. And I’m going to have to make some drastic changes. I’m not going to