Another Edition Of "You Can't Make This Shit Up".

Iranian General Mocks Obama For Having A “Low IQ”…

TEHRAN (FNA) – Deputy Chief of Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces for Cultural Affairs and Defense Publicity Brigadier General Massoud Jazzayeri called the recent statements of US President Barack Obama on Iran as “the joke of the year”, and warned Washington to be watchful of its words and actions when dealing with Iran or wait for “hell”.
President Obama told Bloomberg news network a few days ago that 95 percent of the sanctions will remain in place during the course of negotiations between Iran and six world powers (the US, Russia, France, China and Britain plus Germany) over Tehran’s nuclear energy program. “We’re going to enforce them, and we’ve been enforcing them during the course of these discussions.”
In response, General Jazzayeri said on Tuesday, “The low-IQ US president and his country’s Secretary of State John Kerry speak of the effectiveness of ‘the US options on the table’ on Iran while this phrase is mocked at and has become a joke among the Iranian nation, specially the children.”
He reiterated that all US forces in the region are within the reach of Iran’s military power and “if they err, the region will be turned into a hell for them”.

"This is actually the first time I have agreed with an Iranian general. Yes General Jizzimstain, we agree with you that Barry is certainly an idiot, however the second part of your comment with that bullshit threat about "hell", please. Come on and try something and see what "We The People" think of your meaningless babble. Your right about Obowel being an idiot, but your living in that marvelous Iranian fantasy land when you get into the threats about Iran's military toughness. If you were ever to try something, there will be no rules, we will shoot you, take your weapons, and let the survivors deal with the mess. Just because we elect idiots to office every now and then does not mean the American people are to be f**ked with.You better remember, America is just not Obowel, so make sure you allow the 5 second time delay from your brain to expire before you speak. And General Jizzimstain, you better choose your fights with care. If you don't, it might be the last thing you or your country ever does.

Anyway General Jizzimstain, you're kind of preaching to the choir about Barry, I guarantee you. Your not the only country general that can see right through this fraud. You just proved what a loser Barry is when a POS like you can bust his balls. Anyone can see Obowel is an idiot if they

Thank God!

Matthew McConaughey Praises God in Acceptance Speech

"First off, I want to thank God because that's who I look up to"

Matthew McConaughey

If you don't believe in God you're an atheist. If you don't believe in Obama you're a racist.  

"For the record, all Libbywood libtards believe in God. They call him Barry Obowel! How dare Matthew use the "G" word in front of those elitist, atheist, libtards. No more Oscars for him. He just put a big nail in his award coffin. Going to have to install a censor button next year. Just looking at their stunned faces is worth it's weight in gold. Given how big these asshole's ego's are, when he thanked God, they were probably all trying to figure out exactly which one of them he was referring too. What Matthew did in thanking God did one of two things to these libtards. It either will have them so pissed off they will never talk to Matthew again, or it will have them running off to church and getting on their knee's to pray they win an oscar, rather than getting on their knee's for the other reason's they get on their knee's for. Matthew took a career ending chance by praising God in front of a bunch of libtard, Obowel worshipping, anti-gun rights, pro abortion, anti-Christian, Hollyweird elitists. I was surprised he got the amount of applause he got coming from the left wing hypocrites. At least 4 or 5 people applauded. It was a great, brave speech given by a man not afraid of praising God. And such a great place to do it, right in Libbywood's lap. Guess they didn't get the memo from the DNC? You're supposed to boo God.

For the record, I didn't watch the Oscars. I watched the clip of Matthew's speech. But this is how it works in Libbywood, in order to win an Oscar or have any kind of film career, white men must play a homosexual, women must appear naked at some point, and black men must wear a dress in a film. These leftty loons are so predictable. I don't know why anyone would waste their time

Another Edition of "Liberal's Say The Darndest Things"

Today Featuring: Rachel Maddcow

Says George W. Bush Is To Blame For Ukraine Crisis…

Via Newsmax:
MSNBC host Rachel Maddow charged Monday that the George W. Bush administration’s Middle East policy has steered America’s current security policy and response to global crises — including the one in Ukraine.
Talking about her new documentary, “Why We Did It,” involving circumstances leading to the Iraq War, Maddow told MSNBC colleague Andrea Mitchell that the Bush administration is largely responsible for the nation’s current course overseas.

"Mental illness on display. Pure bullshit as usual. This guy is an idiot. Someone needs to inform the BSDNC that blaming Bush is getting old. First thought was this had to be a joke, but considering that at least 52 per cent of his audience doesn't know the Earth revolves around the Sun, meant he said that in all seriousness. To the approval and applause of of the LIV's of course. I see MadCow is still living in his delusion bubble. Really, has this guy ever had an inteiilgent factual thought in his life. Yes, it's all Bush's fault that Barry has allowed Al Qaida to stream back into Iraq and re-take the cities our Marines and others died fighting for. Yes it's Bush's fault that Barry has more of our troops getting killed in Afghanistan because of his idiotic criminal Rule's Of Engagement's and announced drawdowns. It's all Bush's fault that Barry and others have been arming terrorists in Syria who are wiping out Christians, and pouring into Iraq. Benghazi was all Bush's fault too. I bet he thinks Bush made the mohammad movie too. What a stupid libtard. This country has too many just like him. It would be funny if it were not so pathetic.

                                             

Apparently, Mr. Madcow isn't clever enough to think up any new excuses for Barry, therefore he falls back on the Democrap motto: 'Blame Bush'. The only question I have is what took him so long to bring out the "blame Bush" card? When is this idiot ever going to blame Obowel for anything? And doesn't he know that every time he blames Bush for all these sad situations we find ourselves in, he makes Bubba's presidency completely irrelevant? The economy is Bush's fault, foreign relations are Bush's fault, racism is Bush's fault, Global Warming is Bush's fault, everything is Bush's fault. Was Clinton's presidency so weak and ineffective that a mere "dunce" like Bush could completely wipe out anything Clinton ever did? Did Clinton have any lasting impact on our country? Oh yeah, the only impact he had was on Monica's dress, and they're still trying to scrape that off. 

                                               

I believe that Democraps and libtards desire to re-write History, going back in time, and going

Too Much Cosmetic Surgeries.

Sally Field, minor cosmetic surgery and too much cheek filler.

Goldie: too many cosmetic procedures and you lose your eyes

Liza, cosmetic surgery junkie; only her hair resembles the original model

Kim (Novak- I thought you would need a hint): O.M.G.!

And last but not least:

Picture's, Joke, And Quote Of The Day

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Picture's of the Day:

Joke of the Day: 

  

Quote of the Day:

"[Sarah Palin] warned that our response to Russia invading Georgia was so tepid and that Obama’s comments were so tepid that it would encourage Russia in the future to, perhaps, invade Ukraine. They’ve always wanted complete control of the Black Sea, that’s where their navy is. The Ukraine is a sovereign nation. And look what’s happened.

You’ve got, with all due respect, you’ve got a former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton who is really incompetent, she has no background in this, you’ve got “mashed potato face,” he’s in there as Secretary of State, he doesn’t know what he’s doing. You’ve got the President of the United States, who really is just, I can’t think of anything that he touches that doesn’t turn to crap. And you’ve got one of the dumbest people ever to step inside the Beltway as Secretary of Defense.

Putin’s an old KGB thug. He’s running circles around these guys. It’s infuriating, if you love your country, to watch this happening to us internationally. And what is Obama going to do this week? He’s going to bring in Netanyahu and beat up on him and tell him you gotta cut a deal, or we may not be able to defend Israel. Everything this guy touches, domestic or foreign, I’m serious here, turns to crap." --Mark Levin