Picture's, Joke, And Quote Of The Day

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Picture's of the Day:

Joke of the Day: 

One day Senator Hillary Clinton went to a primary school in New York to
talk about the world...

Hill droned-on for about an hour, followed with a Q and A session-
one little boy raised his hand.

The Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth"

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

And, Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the children that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry"

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions:

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And, Fifth - what happened to Kenneth...?

Quote of the Day:

"As if Bracket Week wasn't a natural distraction as is, now Quicken Loans has decided to offer a billion dollars -- well, a half billion up front, or a bunch of millions every year thereafter — for a perfect bracket.

The odds of you picking a perfect bracket are roughly one in 9 quintillion, and no, I'm not making that up. As David Sarno puts it, "If all 317 million people in the U.S. filled out a bracket at random, you could run the contest for 290 million years, and there'd still be a 99 percent chance that no one had ever won." Then again, if you just end up with one of the twenty most accurate brackets in the Quicken Loan contest, you get $100,000, and that's not bad." --Jim Geraghty

"Please Don't Make Us Look Bad, Please! Pretty Please!

Via NBC News:
Russian President Vladimir Putin’s move Tuesday to begin the annexation of Crimea place him on “the wrong side of history,” Secretary of State John Kerry said Tuesday.
Kerry offered the first high-level response to Putin’s defiant speech laying claim to Crimea as a historic part of Russia and criticizing the U.S. and Europe’s response to the crisis in front of an audience of students at the State Department.
“I was really struck and somewhat surprised and disappointed by the interpretations and the facts as they were articulated by the president,” Kerry said. “With all due respect, they really didn’t jibe at all with reality or what’s happening on the ground.”
Kerry said it was clear that Russia had intended to complete its annexation of Crimea, and issued a stern warning against further Russian incursions into Eastern Ukraine by Putin’s government.
“We have made it very clear that that’s a hard line in terms of the level — I mean, that will be a major breach and I hope we don’t get there,” Kerry said of the possibility of a further Russian incursion into Ukraine’s east.

"If John Traitor Kerry, or anybody else in this three ring government circus cannot or will not say something really powerful and meaningful that can actually be acted upon, they should just shut the f**k  up and not say anything at all. The constant flow of meaningless bullshit coming from these morons is not only embarrassing but dangerous. They look like some spoiled brat who stomps his foot when his parents doesn't give him his way. I mean this is beyond pathetic. Is Lurch afraid Putin is going to slap him and his boss around? I mean think about it, do you think Putin, a former KGB agent, would actually take seriously a former officer in the US Military, that was honored by the North Vietnamese for betraying his country during a time of war. I mean, he'd have to be some serious fool. What the hell did Kerry threaten Vlad with this time, "Putin, you need to stop being a bully. I understand Global Warming is making you do this. Please don't make Barry break out his Mom Jeans and bicycle helmet and charge you with his yoyo". All the botox in the world isn't going to help Mr. Heinz now, and his empty threats are being laughed at by the rest of the world. Maybe he can borrow Barry's pen and write a really scary letter about how really serious he is. He needs to remind Putin he was in Vietnam too while he's at it. Vlad better get ready. I think John Fonda is going to hit him with Double Secret Probation next. Maybe go so far as to"unfriend" him on his Facebook account. What a laughingstock of not just Russia, but of the whole world.

So with all that is going on, we get from Lurch, "Putin is on the wrong side of history". Really? I'm pretty sure Putin doesn't watch The History Channel jackass. It's getting awfully crowded here on that "wrong side of history." Almost as crowded as "under the bus" where this administration is depositing its useful idiots. Here's another history lesson for you two idiots, the victor gets to write history and at present Putin is winning. 

Up to this point I can't take anything this administration is doing about Crimea seriously. But, when they start accusing Putin of being racist for invading Crimea because Obowel's black and suggests that Putin wants the elderly, children and the disabled to die, then we'll know this administration has decided he's an enemy. Hey Lurch, want to do something constructive, send

Yet Another Edition Of "You Can't Make This Shit Up"!

"NY State Senate “Crushing The Dreams” of Illegal Immigrants By Not Paying For Them To Go To College…" Charlie Rangel

New York, NY – Congressman Charles B. Rangel issued the following statement after the New York Senate failed to pass the Dream Act, a bill providing state financial aid for college for the children of illegal immigrants:
“I am disappointed that the New York State Senate, once again, failed to pass the DREAM Act.  The fate of many of my constituents in Manhattan and the Bronx depends on the enactment of this bill.  Our current immigration system denies some of the best and brightest students in the nation the chance to help America maintain its greatness. Many of them may have arrived here illegally by their parents, but they salute the Stars and Stripes and America is the only home they know. They deserve the same opportunity to contribute to our nation as Americans.
America is a land built by immigrants. Every day I am astounded by the positive impact that immigrants make in our District and across the United States. As one of the earliest co-sponsors of the DREAM Act when it was first introduced in 2001, I will continue to fight for its passage in Congress to ensure a better future for our immigrant families and of our country. I urge the State Senate to stop crushing the dreams of immigrant children in pursuit of success.”

"Hey Charlie, I don't give a rat's ass about the dreams of illegal aliens. I really don't. Any more than they, or you, give a rat's ass about taxpayers. And please stop this bullshit about "immigrants built this nation." Yeah, a certain type of immigrant, at a certain time in our

Which Dictator Killed The Most People?

This is not really a fair list as Obama has not yet had the chance to declare martial law and begin his purge of dissenters....