Media Swoons Over Michelle Obama In a High Slit Skirt

Via Biz Pac Review:

In an article entitled “Michelle Obama: Yacht Know How I Roll,” TMZ is “jelly as hell” over former First Lady Michelle Obama’s “SICK” Mallorca, Spain yacht cruise to visit an American diplomat and his partner.

After the meeting, “a ball was had by all” on board the same yacht.

According to the writer: “The Obamas knew how to do just about everything right in their time at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. … and they’re slaying again as private citizens. They’ve been just about everywhere, too — Indonesia, Bali, and Tuscany, just to name a few.”

Photos were taken by Splash News and shared in articles with headlines like: “Michelle Obama shows off toned legs in Mallorca” and “We Never Thought We’d See Michelle Obama in a High-Slit Dress on a Yacht.”

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Oh great, now I need eyebleach. What's really embarrassing is TMZ's having orgasms over her only makes her repulsiveness more apparent. It's like praising an imbecile for his or her intellect. TMZ was so desperate to make her into some sort of fashion beauty, and all it did was highlight how unattractive she is, and her horrible taste in clothing. They would have been better off not ever mentioning it. It really is pitiful. And while Moochie is on vacation in one part of the world, and Barry in another, does anyone ask where are the kids during all this? I presume they still belong to the family? School starts on Tuesday. Shouldn't Moochelle be home and going to Target or Wal-Mart for school supplies so one of the peon workers mistake her for an employee and ask her to get something off the top shelf. Just asking.

Let me finish with this. To all the African Americans whose homes were destroyed by Harvey, here's your former president and his mooch of a wife. You're living in shelters, wondering if you'll have any way to recover from this disaster, and they're "having a ball." Thus, we see the Obama's concern for the people of Texas. It is about how much they cared for you during his (P)residency. They don't care. Never will. Unless it is about their Legacy! So please stay in Spain, they love you there. We have Texas, terrorists, North Korea, and other more important things to work on. We don't need see you continue your continuous mooching. 

Meanwhile in Texas: