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Saturday, February 4, 2017

Wasn't My Fault!



I was attacked by a woman in an elevator. A witness got her photo.


I was in the elevator when she got in.

I was casually staring at her boobs when she said,

"Could you press one for me please”.

So I did... and I don't remember much afterwards, but I'm guessing it was the wrong one.




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