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Johnny Weir Files for Divorce

The former Olympic ice skater and NBC ice skating analyst has filed for divorce from his husband of just over two years, Victor Weir-Voronov.

Weir, 29, announced the news Wednesday afternoon on Twitter: 

 "I have been sad for a long time … And unfortunately don't foresee a way to resolve our current marital issues. A marriage between two guys is different than what I imagine a marriage between a man and a woman to be. I mean, we're both constantly trying to fight to wear the pants in the relationship. It's constant fireworks. It's very boom, boom, boom."

Weir and Voronov appeared in court together on March 4 to ask that domestic violence charges against the ice skater be dismissed. Victor told police that Johnny bit him during a disagreement they had at home in January.

"Shocking! And they seemed so gay together. This is truly a sad day in LIV's history. They are paralyzed, confused, and not sure what to do now. Ah, but this too shall pass and the LIV's will pick up the pieces and resume their everyday lives. From the beginning, I knew this marriage was on thin ice. It was reported that part of the problem was confusion as to who wears the pants, go figure-skate. If they would have avoided the pressure of having to marry to prove a point, they could have just called a moving company and it would have been done with instead of all this divorce shit. Which just proves that the biggest supporters of GAY MARRIAGE are GAY DIVORCE ATTORNEYS! Now they need a lawyer. It looks like the poster for gay marriage was just torn in half. 

With the serious problems that exist in this world, LIV's seek to get headline news on the personal
lives of two homosexuals they don't even know. Sorry, but you can call me a bigot or whatever, I don't care, but this just makes me laugh at how ridiculous this world has become." MC