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Joke of the Day:
Quote of the Day:
“"Chelsea Clinton earned an annual salary of $600,000 at NBC News before switching to a month-to-month contract earlier this year, sources with knowledge of the agreement told POLITICO." Chelsea Clinton has no skills, other than a famous name and a twat. The latter is a dime a dozen in infotainment. That leaves the former and makes this nothing more than bribery. NBC gets access to Cankles as long as they pay her daughter 600 large every year.” The Z Blog
Joke of the Day:
LITTLE RALPHY ON COMMON CORE MATH
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a
fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly
away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4,
but I like your thinking..'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied,
'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled
down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied,
'The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a
fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly
away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4,
but I like your thinking..'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied,
'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled
down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied,
'The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
“"Chelsea Clinton earned an annual salary of $600,000 at NBC News before switching to a month-to-month contract earlier this year, sources with knowledge of the agreement told POLITICO." Chelsea Clinton has no skills, other than a famous name and a twat. The latter is a dime a dozen in infotainment. That leaves the former and makes this nothing more than bribery. NBC gets access to Cankles as long as they pay her daughter 600 large every year.” The Z Blog
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