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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

RIP Aunt Zeituni Onyango

Obama’s Illegal Alien Welfare Queen Aunt Dies

Auntie Zeituni

Via CBS News:
President Obama’s half-aunt, Zeituni Onyango, died in Boston last night, according to the law firm that represented her during her asylum case in Boston’s immigration court.
Onyango, who was 61, died in her sleep after taking ill in January. She was the half-sister of Mr. Obama’s late father, Barack Obama Sr.
She first came into the public eye in 2008 when reporters discovered she was living illegally in South Boston. At the time, then-Sen. Obama said he had no knowledge of her status. She had emigrated from Kenya in 2000, seeking political asylum, but her request was denied in 2004. She would later tell CBS Boston that she couldn’t afford to leave the U.S. when her asylum request was denied. She lived in a homeless shelter for two years before being assigned public housing.
Immigration attorney Margaret Wong later helped her win her asylum case in Boston’s immigration court, which she won in 2010. She later received a green card.


 "Sad day in America, Barry's Aunt Zeituni Onyango has died. When are we lowering the flags to
half mast. May the family take comfort in knowing that although Aunt Zeituni has died, her EBT card, food stamps, and section 8 housing will live on. As will her voting practices. She may be dead, but she's still registered to vote democrat. Damn, if only she had some State-run health insurance program, poor Aunt Zeituni might still be alive and well today. Oh, wait, she did. My mistake. No doubt Barry will be helping out with funeral costs. Just kidding, I'm sure we'll pay for her funeral and her casket. 
President Barack Obama gives a toast at a dinner at the Orangerie ...

Here's to you Aunt Zeituni 

Oh such an untimely death. She'll be missed. Thanks for all you've done (like your half-ass nephew) to make this world a better place. And thanks for all you've done for this country. We've been so fortunate to have had the opportunity to pay your bills." MC

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