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Joke of the Day:
Three Wishes
Quote of the Day:
“Please don’t celebrate the tax return you’re “getting”. You aren’t getting anything. That’s your money. The government took it, held onto it for a year, and now they’re returning it without interest. If some guy at work stole a hundred bucks from your wallet and then, after you tracked him down and harassed him about it, he gave you back a small portion of it, would you run through the halls jumping for joy? Would you thank him for returning your own money? Or would you smack him upside the head and tell him to give you back the rest with interest, or you’ll break his kneecaps with a tire iron?” The Matt Walsh Blog
Joke of the Day:
Three Wishes
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by
President Obama and told to grant you three wishes
since you just arrived in the United States with
your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from
we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth,
maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin
and -- PING!-- he had a brand new shining set of
gold teeth in his mouth! "What else?"
asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big
house with a three-car garage in Annapolis on the
water with eight bedrooms for my family and the
rest of my relatives who still live in my country.
I want to bring them all over here" and PING!
In the distance there could be seen a beautiful
mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway,
and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale
neighborhood over-looking the bay. "One more wish,"
said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American
with American clothes instead of these torn clothes,
and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I
want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING!
The man was transformed - wearing worn-out jeans,
a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball cap.
He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?" He wailed.
"Where is my new house?"
The fairy said: "Tough shit, Amigo, now that you
are a white American, you have to fend for yourself."
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by
President Obama and told to grant you three wishes
since you just arrived in the United States with
your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from
we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth,
maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin
and -- PING!-- he had a brand new shining set of
gold teeth in his mouth! "What else?"
asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big
house with a three-car garage in Annapolis on the
water with eight bedrooms for my family and the
rest of my relatives who still live in my country.
I want to bring them all over here" and PING!
In the distance there could be seen a beautiful
mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway,
and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale
neighborhood over-looking the bay. "One more wish,"
said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American
with American clothes instead of these torn clothes,
and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I
want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING!
The man was transformed - wearing worn-out jeans,
a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball cap.
He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?" He wailed.
"Where is my new house?"
The fairy said: "Tough shit, Amigo, now that you
are a white American, you have to fend for yourself."
“Please don’t celebrate the tax return you’re “getting”. You aren’t getting anything. That’s your money. The government took it, held onto it for a year, and now they’re returning it without interest. If some guy at work stole a hundred bucks from your wallet and then, after you tracked him down and harassed him about it, he gave you back a small portion of it, would you run through the halls jumping for joy? Would you thank him for returning your own money? Or would you smack him upside the head and tell him to give you back the rest with interest, or you’ll break his kneecaps with a tire iron?” The Matt Walsh Blog
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