Yet Another Edition Of, "You Can't Make This Shit Up"

Today featuring:

Chuck U. Schumer

“It’s March 31st, The Last Day” To Enroll In Obamacare. Reality: It’s March 24th…

"Looks like it's daylight savings week. A government official douchebag has told us that today is
March 31st. Therefore, anyone who says today is March 24th is a liar. Every Date Denier should be incarcerated. Maybe he can have Barry issue an Executive Order extending April by another 45 days so I can get my return done, like around April 75th, 2014. I hate this asshole. He's everything that's wrong in this country. Okay Chuck, next question, which way is up?  If it wasn't for the upcoming election this douche wouldn't even know what year it is. Maybe he's has a common core calendar. The question is, on April 1st, when they have to face the reality (behind closed doors of course), that they have failed with the voluntary sign up, what will they do? After all, it's the "law", and we're all obligated to follow it, right? And, as Chief Executive, Barry has the duty to enforce it. Face it Chuckie, ObowelCare is just around the coroner. It's dead." MC