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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. -- Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson

Liberalism: Ideas so good, you have to be forced to accept them.

''ARE YOU AN AMERICAN --or a LIBERAL.''


Monday, March 31, 2014

Picture's, Joke, And Quote Of The Day


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Picture's of the Day:








Joke of the Day: 

  SEXUAL HARASSMENT 

Every day, a male employee walks up very close 
to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. 
He stops, inhales quite deeply and 
says that her hair smells nice. 

After a week of this, the woman 
can't stand it any more. 
She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources 
and ask to file an harassment grievance against the guy. 

The supervisor is puzzled and asks,
"What's threatening about a co-worker 
telling you your hair smells nice?"
  
"It's Frank, the midget.”


Quote of the Day:

"Think 'Sinkhole of bureaucracy' is just a metaphor? Well it is, but not just a metaphor, it’s also a Washington Post.com headline for an article written by David A. Fahrenthold and a place in Boyars Pennsylvania. It’s actually an old limestone mine where 600 government workers are employed by the Office of Personnel Management to process retiree benefits by hand, shuffling paper which they keep in 28,000 file cabinets. But not to worry the work is done at the speed of 1977.

I’m not sure just where David A. Fahrenthold is heading with this series [on government waste called "Breaking Points"] but I shall certainly keep my eye out for more articles. Breaking points is certainly an apt description of what government does and does to us. At some point I’m sure we’ll discover that the fault lies with white privilege or the Tea Party." --Bob Belvedere

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