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“She all over the place ‘move move move’ – I gonna be sick if I hear that one more time!” - Chinese housewife who can’t wait for Michelle to go home.
Joke of the Day:
A man is sitting in the Bull Moose Saloon in Alpine, Wyoming, and was far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, “Obama is a horse’s ass.”
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says “She is a horse’s ass too!”
Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again. And then…
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, “I take it this is Obama country?”
“Nope.” replies the bartender. “Horse country.”
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says “She is a horse’s ass too!”
Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again. And then…
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, “I take it this is Obama country?”
“Nope.” replies the bartender. “Horse country.”
“She all over the place ‘move move move’ – I gonna be sick if I hear that one more time!” - Chinese housewife who can’t wait for Michelle to go home.
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