Via ABC News:
First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 today, and although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate.
If your invite to Saturday’s dance party in Washington went missing, here are 50 other ways to honor the first lady on her big day — by doing some of her favorite things, from wearing stylish dresses to eating your veggies to doing the Dougie, preferably with Jimmy Fallon.
1. Dance to Beyonce
2. Eat your vegetables
3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too
4. Work out yours arms
5. Make the cover of Vogue
6. Call the president, “Barack”
7. Plant a garden
8. Buy a Jason Wu dress
9. Drink lots of water
10. Get bangs
11. Shop at J. Crew
12. Play with Portuguese Water Dogs
13. Grab a burger at Five Guys
14. Lend a hand at a homeless shelter or food pantry
15. Laugh out loud
16. Watch Spike Lee’s “Do The Right Thing” on your first date with your future husband
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"Oh yeah, big party at the Shite House tonite. And rumor has it, that Barry himself is planning this "celebration", otherwise known as "another taxpayer screwing". All this for a damned commie. Barry is going to great lengths to keep Moochie happy, because if he doesn't, you can bet
she will open that big fat mouth of hers and start singing about everything she knows. But if you didn't get an invite, ABC is telling us 50 things we can do to honor Moochie on her birthday. Are you f**king kidding me? Hey ABC, the LIV's will be celebrating Mrs. Commie's birthday by eating fast food and lying in bed all day. On the other hand, I will celebrate by praying to God that this once great country will survive her family's attempt to destroy America."MC
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