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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. -- Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson

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''ARE YOU AN AMERICAN --or a LIBERAL.''


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Thursday, January 23, 2014

Hu's On First With Two Idiots



John Kerry: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

Obama: Great. Lay it on me.

John Kerry: Hu is the new leader of China.

Obama: That's what I want to know.

John Kerry: That's what I'm telling you.

Obama: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

John Kerry: Yes.

Obama: I mean the fellow's name.

John Kerry: Hu.

Obama: The guy in China.

John Kerry: Hu.

Obama: The new leader of China.

John Kerry: Hu.

Obama: The Chinaman!

John Kerry: Hu is leading China.

Obama: Now whaddya' asking me for?

John Kerry: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

Obama: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

John Kerry: That's the man's name.


Obama: That's who's name?

John Kerry: Yes.

Obama: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

John Kerry: Yes, sir.

Obama: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

John Kerry: That's correct.

Obama: Then who is in China?

John Kerry: Yes, sir.

Obama: Yassir is in China?

John Kerry: No, sir.

Obama: Then who is?

John Kerry: Yes, sir.

Obama: Yassir?

John Kerry: No, sir.

Obama: Look, John Kerry. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

John Kerry: Kofi?

Obama: No, thanks.

John Kerry: You want Kofi?

Obama: No.

John Kerry: You don't want Kofi.

Obama: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

John Kerry: Yes, sir.

Obama: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

John Kerry: Kofi?

Obama: Milk! Will you please make the call?

John Kerry: And call who?

Obama: Who is the guy at the U.N?

John Kerry: Hu is the guy in China.

Obama: Will you stay out of China?!

John Kerry: Yes, sir.

Obama: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

John Kerry: Kofi.

Obama: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

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