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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. -- Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson

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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Mooch’s Food Police Program Celebrates Forcing Kids To Eat Vegetables

The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) extolled a local elementary school in Poughkeepsie, N.Y. for making its students try broccoli gratin, Tuscan kale, and beet hummus, as an example of the department’s efforts to fight obesity.Clinton Elementary School held a “taste test” to preview food that will soon appear on the lunch menu, and was highlighted by USDA for its healthy eating efforts.The Poughkeepsie City school district received a $100,000 grant from the USDA for its “farm to school project,” which it is using to add items such as “butternut squash puree” to school menus. The funding was authorized by the Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010, which was championed by First Lady Michelle Obama.

"I have an idea for what she can do with that sweet potato she's holding in her hands. This "food police" shit really annoys me. In most other parts of the world, the poor people are thin and the rich are fat. Not here. Can you show me a family in America who are poor and gets food stamps that have thin kids. These adult gimmee's kid's get not only lunch in school, but breakfast and dindin too. And in addition to that, the gimmee's are getting EBT money for "food". The little gimmee's are so hungry, that the food Moochelle's food police has for them to eat, ends up in the garbage. The teachers end up taking fruit such as apples, bananas home with them because the little gimmee's won't eat them. Here we are spending $5 million a year to support school gardens, insisting that third graders just need to try kale, chard, and collard greens in order to like them. Because we know kids always respond well to being forced to do pretty much anything right? If the Mooch says you will eat just fruits and veggies, thats what the little gimmee's will do. Yeah right. "OK, no one can go out and play until they finish their Kale surprise". And  yeah, the results of her "Healthy Hunger Free Kids Act" is getting rave reviews. The program is so unpopular, the name is being changed to the "No Longer Hungry But F**king Starving To Death Kids Who Refuse To Eat Bark, Lint, and Gravel Act". She's a prime example of Communism at its finest. 

The Mooch has now implemented a law that prohibits for parents and friends against bringing
fast food into the high school for lunch. If the school is caught with "bad" food, supposedly they will lose their federal lunch funding. I say it's time for a little civil disobedience here. Parents should just pack a lunch from home consisting of cheese crackers, doritos, vienna sausages, use your imagination. Start packing a PB&J sandwich every day. Or perhaps a bologna and cheese. Screw the squash and kale. Screw Moochie. Can somebody tell me who elected Moochie to anything, anyway? Presidents' spouses should stay out of public affairs. First that nasty, lying, eyesore Hillary, and now Mooch. We elect presidents and don't want to hear from their spouses. Especially the like's of those two. Oh how I miss the class of Laura Bush." MC

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