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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. -- Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson

Liberalism: Ideas so good, you have to be forced to accept them.

''ARE YOU AN AMERICAN --or a LIBERAL.''


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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Shillery To See A Diet Guru To Help With Her Run For President.


"A diet guru? She need's to consult with a stupid guru, personality guru, plastic surgeon guru, moral guru, intelligence guru, makeup guru, humanity guru, psych guru, divorce guru, Dr Phil guru, I just know I missed some other important ones.You can buy bigger pants suits, but you can't fix stupid. So thunder thighs thinks she needs to lose weight to become president. Gonna take a lot of work. Lot of calories in booze. Drop the weight and your face will droop even more than it does now. Have you seen Sharpton lately Shill? Oh yeah, you two met up at the Shite House with the Racist in Chief recently. Losing weight doesn't help the way you libtards look. Sorry Shillary, you can't lose ugly. Want some advice Shill, you could lose a quick 200 lbs of uneeded lard by getting a divorce. Unfortunatly for you you egotistical bitch, no diet can get rid of that stench you have got on you for your part in killing Ambassador Stevens and those proud Americans. We will never forget Shillary. You cant diet away your mean, ugly nature or your murderous past. Benghazi is not going away with all the dieting in the world. Losing some pounds on the outside, won't change the ugly on the inside. A skinny pig is still a pig. A bitch too. Why don't you save some money and instead of hiring a diet guru, go on Mooch's "Move your fat ass" program, where they starve school children and dictate that resturants cut down on their portion sizes. Or cut back to one hot meal a day, same as our troops in Afghanistan. Or let the Taliban reduce your poundage by the removing the weight of your  head. 

Is that Mike Tyson?

You see Shill, for all your Nike low information voters, who are all about form over substance, losing weight might make a difference. But for educated people, you could look like Jennifer
Aniston and it wouldn't work. It's about what's inside that counts, and Shillery is full of shit inside. You have enough baggage from your evil life that all the diets in the world can't help you! It will take more than diet to fix that thing, whatever it is. She is the face of evil. Guess the Bitch of Benghazi didn't see that recent poll where she topped the list of people no one wants for President. But then, "what difference does it make?" MC

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