Pressure Cookers Pulled from Shelves. What's Next?

"Oh so know we are going to need to show ID and pass background checks to buy a pressure cooker. We also need to see if you have ever been on any meds. We will also need to finger print you and give you a six month waiting period. And, if you fail any of these requirements, you will never, do you hear me, never get a f**king pressure cooker. Oh, and we also need to check out what tools you have, because if you dare to also have nuts and bolts, whoa, you are one suspicious character. Why you could be a copycat terrorist, wait, not a terrorist, ah shit, I forget what Hussein is calling these freaks now. Anyway, it doesn't look good that you will be allowed to have a pressure cooker in your possession anytime soon. After all, Government knows what is best for you. We have to protect you from yourself and protect others. I mean, why do you have to own one 

of those? Is it a high-capacity pressure cooker? There only purpose is killing people, ya know. You better register it, attend a training course, and get a concealed pressure cooker, cooking permit. If 

you have children, you better keep it unplugged, and buy a safety lock for it. I'm sure there's a libtard somewhere who will mandate putting a pressure release valve on these things, so that no
pressure can build up inside them. Well, you might say "but wait, that defeats the purpose, that would be idiotic!" Well, there you have it. Proof that you're not in Congress, but you can bet that there's probably a libtard that is trying to put this idea into real legislation, and thinking "pressure valves, damn good idea", or better yet, have the lids sold separately and tack on a 500% tax so they're unaffordable. These stupid ideas flow out of me so quickly, perhaps I should run for office as a democrap? Oh, and Veterans, do not tell your doctor if there is a pressure cooker in your home. You know you aren't stable enough to own one. Bottom line, nobody needs a high-capacity pressure-cooker. Pressure cookers kill children. Pressure cooker owners hate children and value pressure cooking more than they value life itself. Pressure cooker owners should ask themselves "what's more important, cooking food under pressure or saving children's lives?" Come on you libtard legislators out there, now's the time for anti-pressure-cooker 

legislation and a press conference, where you surround yourself with children who have been maimed by pressure cookers and ask them whether or not people should have the right to own pressure cookers. For the sake of the children, end the carnage now! I'm kidding of course. I have to write that otherwise, some libtard might ask me to be their friend. After all, only a libtard would think suggestions as stupid as these would be a good idea. If your a libtard, ban everything, crawl in a hole and wait for your check to come in. We have allowed libtards to open their minds so much, that their brains fell out. What we should be banning are illegal immigrants, Islamic terrorists, and libtard politicians, educators, and low information welfare voters. Then, we may get somewhere. We have to be willing to go back to the morals and decency of an earlier time and who wants to do that, these days? Today's kids? Today's adults? Sad to say, no. Many of the adults kids need to look up to today would have to be worthy of respect, and so many are not. And there in lies the problem. It's so sad and stupid, really. I remember when America was full of Americans. Americans with brains, backbone, respect, and vigor. What happened?" MC