Obama pumps wrong gas in "The Beast"

"It has to be either Bush’s fault or the sequester’s. What a joke America is becoming. Everything to do with Hussein is a bad joke and a disgrace to the United States  and its people. Everything Hussein touches turns to S***, Socialism. Bet you thought I was gonna say shit.You know, every government in the middle east is having a laugh fit over this one. Hope his Auto Club Membership was still active. The Secret Service should have of put a bike rack on top of the limo to carry Hussein’s pink streamer, girly bike in case of an mishap like this. He could have pedaled over the Palestinian border and caught a few high-flying, jihad rockets in his lying teeth. Better yet, they could have picked him up with a Chevy Volt. Wishful thinking on my part. People
thought they heard Hussein  yelling "Taxi, Taxi", but they he was really yelling "Tax 'em, Tax 'em". I say give the SOB a golf cart! OK, enough fun. So they put the wrong gas in the tank. This is typical of the administration as a whole. They never seem to know what the hell they are doing! Please don't tell me they allowed Barry to pump the gas while the Secret Service went in the store to buy a pack of gum. Well, that would explain it anyway, and it will probably be better than the bullshit explanation we will get from the spoke people. Another explanation could be the entire suspension system failed because it couldn’t handle the weight of all the BS inside. And ya know, it took me awhile to figure out that they were talking about the car and not Moochelle when they were referring to “The Beast”. Maybe Israel can just tow it over to the border and let the Syrians and terrorists pick it up there. We seem to be supplying them with everything else, might as well send them a limo while we are at it. I hope they included towing in the policy. Maybe Barry should have thought twice before dissing GOD’S chosen people. Payback is a you know what. Thank you Lord." MC


                                                                   

Despite all its high-tech gadgetry, communications onboard, and defensive armored plating, the White House limo, known as “The Beast” failed to start this morning shortly before President Barack Obama landed in Tel Aviv.

With such a heavy payload – a full eight tons – it’s no wonder its fuel efficiency is only eight miles a gallon. But that point was made moot when the driver apparently filled it with the wrong fuel.

Israel’s Channel Two reported, “The Americans filled it up with diesel, rather than petrol,” suggesting a diplomatic incident was averted because it was the Americans’ fault, not Israel’s.

But Haaretz Correspondent Chemi Shalev reported it was actually the other way around, that the White House driver filled ‘er up with gasoline instead of diesel.