"You can't imagine how much this pisses me off. So after four years, the only thing it appears he got better at is golf? Because, that’s exactly what he was elected for, right. F**k him. I hurled until I dry heaved but it did not deter the mental torture which took place when I read that quote. Why do I find myself wishing for a lightning bolt to strike when , The Dicktator of the Fairway is
partaking in his golf game? So he’s improved his golf game after 4 years but the economy, jobs, and the stability of the nation, he could give a shit. Pure f**king mularky if you ask me. Getting off politics for a minute, so Tiger, Hussein is a "good athlete”? You’re kidding right? Why, because he plays some half court hoops? Because he rides around in a golf cart? Because he bowls like he belongs in special Olympics (his words not mine), because he throws a baseball like a friggin 5 year old, because he rides a girls bike? Or is it because he wants to see tackling in football come to an end because its too violent? This candy assed toothpick has as much athletic ability as Erkel. You see, I associate ex-presidents that, ya know, like Ronald Reagan, who said he gained 3 inches on his chest in the White House gym and was always seen setting fence posts, horseback riding or using a chain saw to clear land as real men. Can you picture this current doofus with a chain saw in his hands sliding it back and forth on a log before someone tells him he needs to start it first? Or see him riding on the back of a horse? Nah, me neither. Or how about George W. clearing his spread and riding a mountain bike, you know, a real bike? Not one with a bell on the handle bar and training wheels like Hussein. Is this a good "athlete to you Tiger? Did you let Barry use the ladies tees? Just wondering. Just more bullshit to prop up the Pansie in Chief. Oh, and one more thing, we have seen The Shitstain’s swing? He’s a born duffer. His middle name is Shank. No way he shoots in the 80′s. Twenty foot putts ain’t Gimmees boyz. I wonder how much he paid you to say that on TV." MC
Tiger Woods spoke about his golf outing with President Obama in a Match Play Championship press conference Tuesday afternoon. Woods noted that the president had “a few good shots” and could be “a good stick” if he continues to play:
TIGER WOODS: He hit a few [good shots].
He is a pretty good athlete. We all know he plays a lot of hoop. I did
not realize, I had kind of forgotten he is a lefty. To see him out there
hitting shots, I mean he hit it well. We did not play under the easiest
conditions. It was blowing harder than this and it was a little bit
cooler than this. So, we played under some tough conditions. He hit the
ball well and he’s got amazing touch. He can certainly chip and putt.
After these four years, if he spends more time playing the game of golf
I am sure he can actually get to where he is a pretty good stick.
REPORTER: [...] How’s his pace?
TIGER WOODS: He’s quick.
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