Top Ten Things That Didn't Happen in 2012

If you're unhappy because things didn't go your way in 2012, you're not thinking positively. We don't know how lucky we are until we know what things could have happened - but didn't. Here is a helpful list that may help you think more constructively.

Top Ten Things That Didn't Happen in 2012

10. Melting of the ice caps with the inevitable bailout of Santa's workshop and the Federal government's takeover of the ‘naughty and nice’ list.
9. Greece abandoning the Euro, as their accountants could no longer find any.
8. Reinvention of the wheel, with the gradual reinvention of axles in the 3rd quarter of 2013.
7. Meek inheriting the Earth but unable to afford estate taxes.
6. Solving the riddle of the Universe; not understanding the answer.
5. Theoretical black hole created in a lab; media sucked in.
4. Bigfoot discovered in Ohio, mysteriously not voting for Obama.
3. Freak flying pig accident causing bacon flying off the shelves.
2. Mayans cashing in on futures as world ended in December.
1. Passing of the budget by US Congress.