Piers Morgan Threatens To Satisfy America By Leaving It

"Well, no one's stopping you Jackass. Stop teasing us. Pack your gear and get the hell out of here. No doubt we'd all pitch in to buy you a ticket on the earliest flight out. Can you be ready to go Monday morning"? MC

 

CNN’s Piers Morgan is clearly freaked out by the petition to have him deported.

He is now threatening to leave the country on his own.
Maybe Romney was onto something with that whole self-deportation thing…

The ‘more guns, less crime’ argument is utter nonsense. Britain, after Dunblane, introduced some of the toughest gun laws in Europe, and we average just 35 gun murders a year.

Japan, which has the toughest gun control in the world, had just TWO in 2006 and averages fewer than 20 a year. In Australia, they’ve not had a mass shooting since stringent new laws were brought in after 35 people were murdered in the country’s worst-ever mass shooting in Tasmania in 1996. Fewer guns equals less gun murder. This is not a ‘pinko liberal’ hypothesis. It’s a simple fact.
In conclusion, I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.
Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.

Good for you, Piers.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.