My Take...

by MC

So now that the Thanksgiving Holiday has passed, I was wondering how the First Family, including Moochelle's mother, Grandma Moocher, celebrated the holiday. I am sure, with Moochelle's strict war on obesity, it must have been a very low cal dinner. I mean, after all her preaching, I know that she would want to set the example. And with many American's suffering trying to find work to feed their family, I know they wouldn't want to go overboard. So let's see what the Official White House Menu was for the Low Cal First Family.

Turkey and Gravy

Ham (halal?)
Cornbread Stuffing
Oyster Stuffing
Greens
Macaroni and cheese
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Dinner Rolls

Dessert:

Banana Cream Pie
Pumpkin Pie
Apple Pie
Sweet Potato Pie
Huckleberry Pie
Cherry Pie

(Six kinds! WOW!)

Hmmmm, I wonder what Moochelle ate. But that's not all. Moochelle's brother Craig, you know, the coach of the Oregon basketball team, well he and the whole team was invited to the White House for a pig fest. That's right, on the tax payers dime. Oh well.

Oh, the smoking gun. Moochelle cheated.