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Moscow calling

"Yes, sir, Mr Putin, straightaway, Mr Putin."

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 "We are moving past the “cost estimate” stage of Obamacare into reality of what Obamacare will mean to Americans’ pockets. As the state exchanges get ready to go live on Tuesday, the Department of Health and Human Services released the cost of insurance premiums for individuals in some states, and the numbers aren’t good.

Sure, progressive “journalists,” such as New York Magazine’s Jonathan Chait, took a thesaurus to White House press releases and published rewritten end zone dances, featuring lines like, “I grant that glitches and setbacks have occurred, mostly but not entirely because of fanatical Republican sabotage effort.” ...

...Obamacare was designed to fail, but it was designed to fail eventually, not quickly. Progressives, with the help of the media, would blame a failure a few years from now on the “free market.” But failure from the start will force the blame fall where is squarely belongs – on government control." --Derek Hunter

Government Shutdown Three Days Away And Hussein Spends The Day On The Golf Course…

"I'm sure he wants to get in as much golf as possible before the government shutdown. His celebtard friends are waiting patiently for the go-ahead to start the 'shutdown party' at the Shite House. Barry has already put aside taxpayer money to fund the star-studded event I'm sure. He is absolutely clueless, isn't he? Do as I say not as I do. Motto of the Democrap party. Golfing during this "crisis". Well maybe it was play golf or stay home with Mooch. Of course he plays golf, why would he want to pay attention to the business of running a country. He's not interested in silly US government business. He'll only be disturbed for calls from Iran. But

GOP Trying To “Punish” America For Electing Barack Obama Says Dem Rep. Gwen Moore

"When you have nothing left but the race card, pathetic. But isn't that all they've ever had? They are simply afraid of losing that gravy train by staying in office. I hate them all. So, when the Democraps didn't give Bush what he wanted, it was because they were punishing America for electing a white guy? What a vile POS you are. Frankly, the country has been punished enough after the first term of the Asshole in Chief. The CBO says Obamacide is not sustainable, it will bankrupt the country. Why the hell would a president insist on doing that? What responsible electorate would allow him to do that? It's desperation and fear. She attempts to divert attention from the naked emperor, because it isn't about healthcare. It's about putting the nail in the coffin of capitalism and building the LIV voting class so that the demoncraps can reign forever. She has a point. America should be punished for electing this Marxist vaudeville show. And it is being punished. Is it ever being punished.

A little past history, do you remember this racist, libtard's son, Sowande Ajumoke Omokunde, aged 26, who was arrested in connection with the November 2, 2004, (election day), tire-slashing

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 "...it's worth noting ... that there is something fundamentally unpatriotic in the yearning to fundamentally transform your country. I love my wife. Inherent to loving her is loving her for who she is. Gentlemen, turn to your wife and say, "Honey, I love you completely. It's just that I want to fundamentally transform you into someone else." See how that plays out. If you want to fundamentally transform the object of your affection so that it conforms to your fantasies, that is not love..." --Jonah Goldberg

Christy Cream Blames GOP For Government Shutdown Possibility

"Hey Jackass, guess what, your toast. All you Rinos are toast. I'm so sick of these f**king Rinos. Typical Chrispy Cream Christie. Ever the Rino, takes the Democrap's attack and runs with it. What a Moron. Patriots like Ted Cruz don't want to shut down the government they want to defund Husseinacare. There is a huge difference, but the Rinos and Libtards are trying to trick the citizens into thinking that the GOP is the bad guy here and it is the libtard democraps that are. Can't wait to see this tub of liberalism lard float away never to be heard from again. Sorry Creamy, seems you're being groomed by the rinos and dems for the 2016 prez run. Can't believe a word you say anymore. And I won't vote for you either, even if you promised to fix government, because you lie, just like the rest of the libtards. You are the new DNC shill who will without a doubt, work to get Shillary elected and I'm not having none of it. What a sellout. Ted Cruz went 21 hours to try and save this country from this DNC healthcare fiasco. And you, you couldn't go 21 hours without stuffing your f**king face. Hey fatso, why are doctors fleeing New Jersey? Could it be this healthcare law, or maybe they are afraid they'll have to do Christie colonoscopy. Hey you POS, declare yourself a democrap and get it over with. We need to figure a way to get you Progressives out of the Republican party. I am sick of you Progressive RINOs! Wouldn't it be great to have 150 million Armed Conservative Patriots. Can you imagine what a standing army of 150 million willing and experienced Conservative fighters would do to the libtard's panties?  

Highest property taxes in the US are in where? New Jersey. Ain't that right tubby. Nice job your doing there. Typical libtard state, run by a libtard govenor. Yeah, lardo, you are a libtard govenor hiding behind a conservative mask. What a coward you are. We see through you jackass. President you say, not on your life. Just keep flying the flags at half mast every time a hollyweird or rock

HERE IS THE COMPLETE LIST: All of the Republicans (and Democrats) Who Just Voted to Fund Obamacare

Here is the complete list of drones, progressives, sellouts, hacks, and other miscreants (the first list) followed by the patriots (second list). Remember well these names next year.

YEAs (FUNDING OBAMACARE) ---79
Alexander (R-TN)
Ayotte (R-NH)
Baldwin (D-WI)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Baucus (D-MT)
Begich (D-AK)
Bennet (D-CO)
Blumenthal (D-CT)
Blunt (R-MO)
Boozman (R-AR)
Boxer (D-CA)
Brown (D-OH)
Burr (R-NC)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Cardin (D-MD)
Carper (D-DE)
Casey (D-PA)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Chiesa (R-NJ)
Coats (R-IN)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Collins (R-ME)
Coons (D-DE)
Corker (R-TN)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Donnelly (D-IN)
Durbin (D-IL)
Feinstein (D-CA)
Franken (D-MN)
Gillibrand (D-NY)
Graham (R-SC)
Hagan (D-NC)
Harkin (D-IA)
Heinrich (D-NM)
Heitkamp (D-ND)
Hirono (D-HI)
Hoeven (R-ND)
Isakson (R-GA)
Johanns (R-NE)
Johnson (D-SD)
Johnson (R-WI)
Kaine (D-VA)
King (I-ME)
Kirk (R-IL)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Landrieu (D-LA)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Manchin (D-WV)
Markey (D-MA)
McCain (R-AZ)
McCaskill (D-MO)
McConnell (R-KY)
Menendez (D-NJ)
Merkley (D-OR)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Murphy (D-CT)
Murray (D-WA)
Nelson (D-FL)
Pryor (D-AR)
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV)
Rockefeller (D-WV)
Sanders (I-VT)
Schatz (D-HI)
Schumer (D-NY)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Stabenow (D-MI)
Tester (D-MT)
Thune (R-SD)
Udall (D-CO)
Udall (D-NM)
Warner (D-VA)
Warren (D-MA)
Whitehouse (D-RI)
Wicker (R-MS)
Wyden (D-OR)

NAYs (DE-FUNDING OBAMACARE)---19
Crapo (R-ID)
Cruz (R-TX)
Enzi (R-WY)
Fischer (R-NE)
Grassley (R-IA)
Heller (R-NV)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Lee (R-UT)
Moran (R-KS)
Paul (R-KY)
Portman (R-OH)
Risch (R-ID)
Roberts (R-KS)
Rubio (R-FL)
Scott (R-SC)
Sessions (R-AL)
Shelby (R-AL)
Toomey (R-PA)
Vitter (R-LA)

From Doug Ross

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President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major 

gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York ... 

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every 

Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his 

time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native 

American issue that came to the floor of the Senate. 

Although President Obama was vague about 

the details of his plans, he seemed most 

enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about 

his ideas for helping his, "Red sisters and brothers". 

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes 

presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with 

his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle". 

The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then 

departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds. 

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came 

to select the new name they had given to the President. 

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a 

bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.

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  "Ronald Reagan ran for president of the United States three times and Krauthammer didn’t support him once... Ran in the Republican primary three times. I guess technically the last time is four times, but competitively three times. He was elected twice. He was a great conservative, a statesman. And somehow, Krauthammer, who wasn’t a child, was writing speeches or something for Walter Mondale.

Again, I don't have a problem with the fact that people change. That isn't even my point, but to take a shot at Cruz because -- Oh, the Canadian Ted Cruz, as they were giggling the other day. And not only that, they're not the font of all wisdom about the conservative movement. They missed the most important aspect of the conservative movement in modern history -- it was right in front of them and they missed it, which is exactly why they are missing Ted Cruz. They miss it." --Mark Levin

Jaybird Carney: Obamacare Like An “Apple That’s Fresh And Delicious”

"Isn't that what the witch said to Snow White? And the serpent to Eve? Exactly. Sadly, they are talking to the intellect level of their voters, the Low Information Voters (LIV's), respond better to puppets and cartoons than a well reasoned argument which requires a basic 10th grade education and critical thinking skills to. Hey Jaybird, bite the big apple. Fresh and delicious my ass. In reality, it's like a pile of fresh dog shit, somewhat warm and very smelly. This carnival clown is so full of shit he even chucked using the false metaphor. Satan said the same thing to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, how's that for a metaphor moron. What a stupid jackass, I mean really, why is he allowed to get away with that kind of blatant stupid dialogue? Because no one in the media ever calls the Progressives on their lying. And that includes you Boehner, McCain, King, and all the other asshole RINOs. They couldn't get to microphones fast enough to criticize Cruz or Rand Paul's filibusters, but all we hear is crickets when it comes to the out-and-out lies this reich tells on an almost hourly basis. 

Hey Jaybird, an apple that is fresh and delicious doesn't look like shit, smell like shit, have the

MUST-READ NEIL CAVUTO: The President's Fascistic Assault on Fox News for Reporting the Truth Must Stop

From Doug Ross:


Guest post by Neil Cavuto

This just in. This has just got to stop.

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: If you've talked to someone who said, I don't know, I was watching Fox News and they said it was horrible.


Mr. President, Fox News isn't what's making Americans sick about your healthcare law.

Your healthcare law is.

Welcome, everybody, I'm Neil Cavuto.

And excuse this departure from form. But I think this is just poor form.

So, it's time we set some things straight. Mr. President, we at Fox News are not the problem.

I hate to break it to you, sir. You are. Your words are. Your promises are.

We didn't sell this healthcare law.

Sir, you did. Remember this?

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period.

Mr. President, tell that to tens of thousands of retirees at IBM and Time Warner and dozens of others, who've been dumped from their coverage and told to find their own coverage.


Fox News didn't break that news to them, Mr. President.

Their companies did.

Fox News didn't push more of those firms to hire part-time workers.

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 "If I could briefly interrupt the Republican firing squad aiming at Ted Cruz, let's talk about something we all agree on. And by "we all," I mean a majority of the American people, the Teamsters, many Democrats and every single last Republican.

Obamacare is an unmitigated disaster.

It was passed illegally without the House ever voting on the Senate bill and became law absent a single Republican vote -- even "the girls from Maine" and "the girl from Arizona" -- the only major legislation ever enacted on a strict party-line vote. The Supreme Court had to violate the Constitution's separation of powers to uphold Obamacare as a "tax" -- despite the fact that no elected body could ever have enacted such a massive tax hike even with the sleazy parliamentary tricks used to pass this bill." --Ann Coulter

Ted Cruz: He’s A “Fraud,” People “Think He’s Crazy” Says RINO Rep. Peter King

"Who thinks whom is crazy, King of RINOs? King is what we can't stand about a RINO. King is the fraud and King is the one who needs to be voted out. I can't help but wonder what the Democraps have on King. They have something. I can smell it. The man is an idiot and a typical New York media whore. Hey King Asshole, Cruz represents people like me is is tired of being f**king snakebit by a bunch of f**king traitors who pretend like they're fighting for my traditional values. I just hope Ted Cruz has the courage to hang in there. Peter King is like all RINOs, interested only in political power. In their view, the only path to power is sharing it with Democraps. They assume that the Democraps are the only true power brokers, because so many of them come from places where the local Democrap machine, home of the low info voters, has controlled the levers of power for decades, if not more than a century. Begging for political crumbs is a way of life for cowards like King. This is why the current GOP leadership kisses the Democraps ass. King is a useless POS that wastes oxygen. If Peter King wants to see a fraud, tell him to go look in the mirror. He's the fraud that people know is crazy. Cruz is a God send that stands for the American people and I love him for it. The GOP is doing a great job of destroying itself, thanks to the RHINOs. Cruz has nothing to do with it.

King says, "Cruz was trying to intimidate Republican members of Congress” in the past few months to vote his way “with explicit threats of primaries.” Uh, no Petie, those aren't threats from Cruz, those are warnings of what We the People are threatening! News flash moron: Your days are numbered. You may not think that, but you are going to be another piece of shit that gets flushed. "Those I've spoken to thinks Cruz is crazy' ? Who are "those I've spoken to" asshole, Chuck U Schumer, Pelosi, the Desset Snake Harry Reid, or was it just McShame? Obviously, you are only talking to the other traitors among you. RINO'S like King expose their true affiliation, and that kind of betrayal isn't cheap. So many RINOS all exposed by this vote. I will remember what King did! His 30 pieces of silver couldn't have cost enough to get him and the rest of his GOP buddies re-elected. All of them prove what I have said about these RHINOS, they are the stupidest people among us. And you can only hide stupid so long. It tells me one thing about them, they are running scared. They are trying desperately to move this country left and us stubborn Conservatives with our principles and values refuse to allow it. Ted Cruz is no fraud, he is an authentic Patriot fighting for "We the People', we who have elected him. He is honest, true to his word and a brave man for standing up to the fraud in the Shite House who you now worship. How much were you paid to throw your principles in the the trash. King, your freshness stamp has expired. Can you spell "has been"? I thought you could.

If this filibuster did anything positive, it did one thing exceedingly well, it flushed out the traitors of the GOP into the bright sunlight for us to see. We already knew McShame and Graham were

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"On behalf of the millions of working men and women we represent and the families they support, we can no longer stand silent in the face of elements of the Affordable Care Act that will destroy the very health and wellbeing of our members along with millions of other hardworking Americans." --James P. Hoffa, et. al., AFL-CIO

Electing Me President “Would Be A Very Strong Statement” Say Shitlary

"Make a strong smell perhaps, but not a statement. On the other hand, it would send three very "strong statements", one, that our electoral system has been corrupted, two, that our troops and intelligence officers are in extreme peril, left without appropriate security and safeguards to be slaughtered without even an attempt at a response, and three, that people in this country have lost their f**king minds. I'd rather vote for a block of stinky cheese. Anyone who supports Hillary Clinton for any political office is an enemy of the people. Throwing her lying ass in prison would be a strong statement as well. The only thing Shitllary should be president of is her cell block. Again, no issue with a female president. Just not this evil, lying bitch. The she-devil says "it provides a kind of boost to the efforts that so many of us would be making for so long”. And what the hell kind of boost to what kinds of efforts would that be, Shitlery? Explain yourself please. And speak American english, not Senate/Communism/Marxist bullshit. Yeah, it would boost efforts and send a strong statement alright. It would be a very strong statement of how stupid we have become as a nation! Elect an unqualified man based on nothing more than his skin color, and 4 years later re-elect him because, he might just get around to doing something. And then 4 years later, elect another dangerous, un-qualified, lying, POS based on her gender. That we endorse stupidity and murder as well as corruption and lying? Yep, it would tell the rest of the world how stupid Americans have become. By the way, what is her gender? Better yet, what is her species 

Yeah, we need to elect a woman who first ran against the half-black president, then turned around and kissed his ass for at least 5 years while America became a third world country, voter

NewsBusted 9/24/13

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  “This has been one of the strangest weeks I’ve ever had in Washington. As soon as we listed Ted Cruz as our guest this week, I got unsolicited research and questions, not from Democrats, but from top Republicans to hammer Cruz. Why are Republicans so angry at Ted Cruz?” Chris Wallace

BSDNC: White Men Can’t “Appreciate” How Awesome It Would Be To Have Hillary Clinton As President

A panel on MSNBC this morning dug into the extensive New York Magazine story on Hillary Rodham Clinton, with a focus on her likelihood as a presidential candidate in 2016. Guest host Mara Schiavocampo cited a quote from a source in the story saying that Clinton’s march to presidential contention is “like a force of history.”
When given a chance to opine on that matter, MSNBC.com’s Timothy Noah sought cold water, calling “overwrought” the “idea that she is being buffeted by the winds of history.” The process, argued Noah, is a touch simpler than all that: “If she runs, it’s because she wants to be president of the United States,” he argued. 

Race and gender then penetrated the conversation, courtesy of panelist Keli Goff, of the Root. Here’s how she disputed Noah’s disputation of the whole history-mission thing:
I don’t entirely agree with that. I did a piece for the Root titled, “Could Hillary Clinton run as a one-term president.” And I interviewed a bunch of strategists. And initially when the piece ran, there were people very skeptical. Then she had her health woes and then people weren’t so skeptical after that. I think that Tim, with all due respect, as a white male perhaps it’s a little different to appreciate for some women and for some people of color what it means to have a historic figure that can make history. And there is no one else on the bench right now. There is no one else on the progressive female side of things who can actually break the glass ceiling the way Hillary possibly could. At 65 with health woes, she may not have eight years in her. She might have four, and I think a lot of feminists are going to pressure her to keep that in mind.

"So now it's racist for white men to be opposed to Shillary Clinton, a white woman. What would we ever do without you, BSDNC? Well, thanks to idiots like you Keli, we've made history for the last 5 years and it hasn't been pretty. Why do you libtards think that electing a president is some kind of game. How does this tool know what a white man can or cannot appreciate? Oh yeah, I always fantasized about having a mean-tempered, foul-mouthed, disgusting, insensitive witch, who put up with a philandering hubby, just to reap her reward at the end as president. Only the libtards would want a pathological liar as a president. As a white male, I'd have no issue with a female president. I just don't want that psychotic bitch Shillary in the People's House. These MSM douchbags seem to think that this one vile woman is the salvation of our country, only because she is a woman. Gotta watch the media now. They're on Hitlery's payroll, and will be for the next 2 years. Murder and Mayhem and Sex have perverted her history. She's the last person who should be leading our country. I suppose black women would like having a white woman president? I know the First Fatass wouldn't. Oh yeah, the MSM are fascinated with Moochelle too. Regardless of her qualifications, of which there are none. 

The only way this piece of shit Shillery can make history is by f**king up the USA even more than Barry Hussein has done. That's how. When I vote for someone it is because I have researched

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 "Apparently some White House staffers have a new nickname for the president: "Obam-me," because it's all about him and his big thoughts. I guess the second-term team is not quite as adoring as the first." --Peggy Noonan

Crazy Joe Bite-Me Pushes For Amnesty While In Mexico City

Speaking at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Mexico City on Friday, Vice President Joe Biden said that the international partnership he and President Barack Obama are seeking to build–including one between the United States and Mexico–are “literally going to shape the future for my country for the next 10, 20, 30, 40 years.”
Part of that future, Biden said, should involve letting “undocumented” people “out of the shadows” in the United States—terminology the administration and others  have used to describe a policy that would legalize illegal aliens and allow them to eventually become U.S. citizens.
“With regard to immigration, let me make two things absolutely clear,” Biden said in Mexico City. “It is not only from the perspective of the President, myself and the American people a matter of justice, respect, and according dignity to all people to bring 11 million undocumented men, women, and children out of the shadows, but it’s also overwhelmingly in the self-interest, the economic self-interest of the United States.”
“So I want to make it clear to you that President Obama is deeply invested in the maturation of this relationship at every level–at every level,” said Biden. “This is a different day. This is a different day.

"I support the undocumented Mexican "right of return", to Mexico". This old blithering idiot Biden and his worthless Boss and supporters, still continue to f**k up this nation. Why is this guy still in the public eye? What is really scary is that Plugs is even stupider then he looks. What an embarrassment. These assholes need to not only be removed from power, but removed from history immediately. I say give California back to Mexico, then watch the libtards cry. Hollyweird of Mexico has a great sound to it. Especially since they love to kidnap the rich. Don't include the American people in your damn speech Bite-me .We have made it abundantly clear we are against you and President Part Timer.

What Crazy Joe Bite-me is telling the Mexicans is the border is open, forget about our immigration laws, come on in. All this from a guy that has no idea why he sits to shit. But then again when your head is stuck up your ass 99.9% of the time, it's hard to know anything. Right now, amnesty is dead. What we have to do is make Barry enforce our immigration laws, which he swore an oath to do. No more of this 'asylum' bullshit. Then we need to sue the Dept. of Homeland Security for not doing their job, and every state which has illegal aliens, needs to band together (except California, of course) and sue the federal government. Then we need to get Holder and his gang of thugs out of office. Now what is so hard about that.

Why does the Demmunist solution involve America not giving a crap about its own borders? We

Israel’s New ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security

TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but, will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling.

It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. 

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

“Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London.

Shalom!”

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   "...The second, crucial advantage of forcing the Senate to act on a stripped-of-Obamacare funding bill is that it will oblige six endangered democratic incumbents to take positions on Obamacare just before it crashes into the American economy –Begich of Alaska, Hagan of North Carolina, Landrieu of Louisiana, Pryor of Arkansas, Shaheen of New Hampshire, Udall of Colorado. Either they will vote to break the filibuster in order to revive Obamacare funding or they will vote with Cruz and company. They will either thus double down on Obamacare 11 months before voting on their re-elections begins or they will flip flop on their decisive votes from 2009. Each one of them is 100% responsible for Obamacare. I hope to hear their names brought up in many speeches by GOPers in next weeks floor debates." --Hugh Hewitt

White House Staffers Have New Nickname For Hussein: “Obam-me,” Call Him That “Because It’s All About Him”

"Well they aren't wrong, it is about him and always has been. I wonder what they call the other grifter. Probably the free loading wonder. Her and her mooching mother. Just look at the picture of Hussein at the top of the post. Does it remind you of other socialists poses we have seen in the past. Take a look at pictures of FDR, that socialist scumbag struck the same pose but with a cigarette holder, complete with cigarette. And everybody's favorite Benito Musullini, same f**king chin in the air pose. Arrogant leftists POS, all of them. Everyone, including his followers, are finally realizing he is a worthless POS. Of course it's about him, he's nothing buy a narcissistic punk. Cant wait until we call him, "Former President." Or Federal Prisoner number 666, whichever comes first. 

I guess the novelty has worn off, a black president, cool. We know what Hussein is, he told us himself many times. The libtards knew it too, and they made sure he got his shot to destroy